Michael Ellis (Paymaster General) could teach the England cricket team about playing with a straight bat....................
"Nobody is hiding, the investigation is without fear or favour, will be equitable and fair, PM abides by the 7 principles, he`s a man of intrgrity, civil servant will report."
Meanwhile tales from the other side - "watched a funeral on Zoom"...... "someone died"..... "people got fined"......
"Inappropriate to make a running commentary during an investigation."
Other side - 18 year old died of NHL - family couldn`t all attend her funeral........
"It was a tragic death, nothing I can say except offer our condolences..... "
Will he apologise to the heroes of the NHS.........
"The PM has thanked all keyworkers and will continue to do so - he himself was treated at G&StTs"
300 folk in Dumbarton have died without visitors....... does he agree the PM agreed with the party invite, civil servants aren`t impartial....
"No comment see the investigation"
And so it goes on............................