National News Boris goes to Jail

[Marked Ox]

Boris Becker jailed: Tennis champion sentenced over bankruptcy

The ex-Wimbledon champion is sentenced to two and a half years for hiding assets to avoid paying debts.

www.bbc.co.uk

Boris Becker goes to jail for 2 1/2 years.

 

[Sarge]

hope he doesnt start making a racket after lights out!

 

[Foley]

How foolish has he been.
Great career, earned a load of money and ends up in prison.

 

[ZeroTheHero]

Silly silly man.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Not my favourite. I preferred the one where he saved Christmas.

 

[Manorlounger]

Poor sod, he'll probably end up as a guest of @Scotchegg.

 

[Northstandboy]

Poor sod, he'll probably end up as a guest of @Scotchegg.

Can you get his autograph please?

 

[Scotchegg]

Can you get his autograph please?

I'll add it to the Rolf Harris one!!

 

[Coffin dodger]

Wrong Boris

 

[chuckbert]

I'll add it to the Rolf Harris one!!

For some reason that reminded me of when my dad retired and volunteered as a prison visitor. Because of his beard, the prisoners nicknamed him Shipman and I was always worried he was going to get shanked by a hard of thinking inmate.

 

[Concretebob]

I heard he asked the Judge how many months he would be in prison for.

The judge replied "30 love"

 

[MalaysiaYellow]

I heard he asked the Judge how many months he would be in prison for.

The judge replied "30 love"

At the end of the hearing he crossed to the other side. Apparently it was his turn to serve (at her majesty's pleasure)

 

[Wallop]

He’d better be good at returning aggressive approaches in the mens singles (or doubles ) once that cell door closes.

 

[chuckbert]

I wondered why no one had made a "court" pun, but then I couldn't think of one myself. End of the season, run out of energy for shitty puns on YF threads!