Away Match Day Thread +++ 18/08/2018 Portsmouth v OUFC match day thread +++

[Manorlounger]

....a few Nurses in Unison too isnt there? .... including midwives?

No pets allowed in hospitals.

 

[Manorlounger]

Of course, what they have at home is different. I have a colleague with two pussies!

 

[Paul Cannell]

A "long-standing member"? For fuck's sake get a job in porn while you're young.

I can get you on babestation and from there the only way is up!

 

[Paul Cannell]

Well, not the only way otherwise the woman you're "grooming" ends up like a pork belly on the bedside table but I don't need to spell this sht out to a man like yo sef, my brudder.

 

[Manorlounger]

A "long-standing member"? For f**k's sake get a job in porn while you're young.

I can get you on babestation and from there the only way is up!

Too kind sir, far too kind.

 

[Paul Cannell]

Porn is a vocation, my son. Many are called but few can come.

 

[bazzer9461]

Nothing wrong with porn........it’s just the way you handle it

 

[Manorlounger]

Porn is a vocation, my son. Many are called but few can come.

Oh I know! I've tried so many numbers. They seem very particular when it comes to physical attributes?

 

[battman]

Embarrassing when the loudest chant of the day from the away end was 'we've had a shot'. Not convinced that'll help the players confidence!

I don't think that's fair. I'm sure 'we've hit the post' was louder.

 

[jayhi1810]

spot on

Spot on except your comment about ruffles imo

 

[West Oxon U’s]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1031450815926558720

Not our day.

 

[Shaun Rice]

I've just stolen this from Tom Matthews on another site as it's a great post, and asks some good questions...

Just got home and my opinion on today
Everyone s**t apart from Henry who was our best player as normal and he only played a small part.
Mitchell coud not do much about the goals, but why on earth was he playing out short in such a tight space, luckily he redeemed himself by saving the penalty. However Hanson should have dealt with it better too.

A few questions for you Robinson if you read this

1. Why is Garbutt still playing?
2. Why did Mous not keep his place after Tuesday and with Dickie also being poor?
3. Why is Norman not playing at right back?
4. Why does Brannagan not look interested?
5. What had Whyte done to upset you after his performance on Tuesday?
6. Can you explain why you never got any good strikers over the whole summer and how Obika has ended up being our best option?
7. Why do you not like Henry seeing as he is our best player?
8. What hold does Mackie have over you?
9. Why have you signed so many loan players that quite frankly dont give a s**t about Oxford United?
10. Why have you signed loads of sick notes of players?

You cannot complain about injuries after the game as you were the one to bring these to the club eg Holmes.
Can you please at least start playing the best players and also in their correct positions? That would be a start at least.
We will not be successful until you get the basics right.
Sorry to other supporters to be so brutal but it is better than burrying head in the sand.
Anything less than 6 points from the next 2 home games will show me your not right for the job.
So i am asking you just to please start with the basic decisions from Tuesday.

Questions are spot on mate.
What I don’t understand is how Mackie, Garbutt, McMahon and to a lesser extent Dickie have been so terrible, which we can all see. But KR and all his team can’t? Or don’t want to. I mean after one recent game KR says “I go back watch the game again a few times”. It ain’t hard to see in real time let alone replays!
What makes it worse is that there were some outstanding performances against Coventry yet KR says after the game “I already know what my team is for Saturday “.
How that game didn’t make him think twice is beyond me.
Honestly with Tigers history I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re looking for a new manager soon. Unless KR can actually look at a game and see players who are clearly off the pace.