Current Staff Which Yellows Forum member should be the next manager of Oxford United?

[RyanioBirdio]

RyanBirdio as my physio, only for when Matty Taylor gets injured.

 

[Leysboy]

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If Matty Taylor was suffering from a groin strain, you’d be running on that pitch like Chrissy Allen used to down the wing. With your bucket of cold water and sponge.

 

[Malc]

Think about how I feel. With one pity vote, I’m officially as popular as a Moderator.

A MODERATOR FOR GOD’S SAKE!

Be thankful, mods are just one step away from GO'D.

 

[Leysboy]

Be thankful, mods are just one step away from GO'D.

Only one GOD

Gaitlan O’Donker

 

[Paul Cannell]

*Gatlin

 

[Paul Cannell]

*O'Donkor

 

[Malc]

Only one GOD

Gaitlan O’Donker

Look again. That's what I wrote.

 

[Golden Dr Otto]

I always think MJB comes across as an intelligent, articulate and witty kinda guy and he would actually do a good job. For the first month at least. Then he'd get bored and casually start slipping Brent and Partridge references into his post match interviews, which, thinking about it, is better than what we have now.

That’s exactly what we have now

 

[Leysboy]

Look again. That's what I wrote.

Long day at work, 14hr shift today, oh and spelt it wrong too

 

[bazzer9461]

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And there was I thinking gaffer you coming back wasn’t like being pulled back in or like the resurrection but it was the nice comfy leather ( or imitation ) dug out seats.

 

[Londox]

The right answer is Ryanio.

But would I turn up every week to see Kip in charge with Bazzer as assistant? Damn right I would.

 

[foghorn]

Didn't know about this poll until WY commented just now so have only just voted. I've gone with bazzer as there is no substitute for age and experience - what bazzer doesn't know about the game could be written on the back of a postage stamp.

 

[greatunclekip]

The right answer is Ryanio.

But would I turn up every week to see Kip in charge with Bazzer as assistant? Damn right I would.

My managerial inspirations are John Sitton and Steve Bleasdale. A few home truths would be told, plus a bit of nice passing for the happy clappers..

 

[Theox07]

Me

 

[The Mighty Aldo]

Didn't know about this poll until WY commented just now so have only just voted. I've gone with bazzer as there is no substitute for age and experience - what bazzer doesn't know about the game could be written on the back of a postage stamp.

Yes but it would be full of typos

 

[Peterdev]

Can’t we use have Kassam till the end of the season to take us on another exciting journey?

 

[TailsWeWin]

Well, the present incumbent is going nowhere soon, so you’ll have to wait a few months, Kip. Then I’m right behind you.

 

[Paul Cannell]

If you elect me as manager I will give you a bigger, better Pastagate.

 

[Marked Ox]

Yes but it would be full of typos

Bazzerese Dictionaries would need to be provided to the players.

 

[Londox]

Bazzerese Dictionaries would need to be provided to the players.

That really sounds like an Italian dialect.

 

[Marked Ox]

That really sounds like an Italian dialect.

A region that is renowned for fat fingers.

 

[Sheik Djibouti]

Looks like a Holy Trinity of @RyanioBirdio , @bazzer9461 and @greatunclekip judging by current votes

Absolute scenes at the first press conference

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Looks like a Holy Trinity of @RyanioBirdio , @bazzer9461 and @greatunclekip judging by current votes

Absolute scenes at the first press conference

I think you’ll find that I was already declared manager by the person who started the poll months ago, and that I promptly resigned. See below.

Leave me out of this sideshow.

Voting after a 7 day period has now officially closed.

I hear-by declare that @RyanioBirdio is the new Oxford United Manager.

To be ably assisted by @greatunclekip, and @bazzer9461.

@Sarge will assume the role of Goalkeeping Coach and @Scotchegg to be responsible for the cones.

 

[Sheik Djibouti]

I think you’ll find that I was already declared manager by the person who started the poll months ago, and that I promptly resigned. See below.

Leave me out of this sideshow.

But the ballot is still open so the result has been declared prematurely and is therefore null and void...along with your immediate resignation.

You don't get out of it that easily.

Some people achieve greatness etc etc . . . .

 

[chuckbert]

Ryanio is the Bojo of oufc. Even when he’s resigned people want him back …

 

[Marked Ox]

But the ballot is still open so the result has been declared prematurely and is therefore null and void...along with your immediate resignation.

You don't get out of it that easily.

Some people achieve greatness etc etc . . . .

Still somebody at the 1st Press Conference wearing a dressing gown then.

 

[Carpy]

Ryanio is the Bojo of oufc. Even when he’s resigned people want him back …

How many ladies has he impregnated?

 

[Mad Dog]

And does he want us all to go to games, but don’t go to games?

 

[werthersoriginal]

Ryanio is the Bojo of oufc. Even when he’s resigned people want him back …

WOW harsh, man!! He won't be happy.

 

[bazzer9461]

The right answer is Ryanio.

But would I turn up every week to see Kip in charge with Bazzer as assistant? Damn right I would.

And we would have a dam good transfer policy and have players that are fit coming through the doors