MJB
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
Think about how I feel. With one pity vote, I’m officially as popular as a Moderator.
A MODERATOR FOR GOD’S SAKE!
Current Staff Which Yellows Forum member should be the next manager of Oxford United?
- Thread starter Morris Oxford
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Level: Les Phillips
Think about how I feel. With one pity vote, I’m officially as popular as a Moderator.
A MODERATOR FOR GOD’S SAKE!
RyanioBirdio
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
At least I had the decency to walk away without a payoff.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
- Year of First Game
- 1980
MJB
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
Well I do already go by Lovely Rita on weekends.
bazzer9461
Level: Joey Beauchamp
(428 Apps, 79 Gls)
- Year of First Game
- 1968
I would walk but I’m stuck to me my seat well it is my seat and they ain’t having it
Essexyellows
Level: Cameron Brannagan
(311 Apps, 57 Gls)
I make it that we do something special and have the first ever football league triumvirātus.
Imagine @greatunclekip @RyanioBirdio @bazzer9461 on the side line in an alliance forged over time!
As long as one of them don`t end up like Crassus` and we don`t get the subsequent civil war between Caesar & Pompey, it`ll be great.
Historical footnote; both Crassus & Pompey lost their heads, the former was used as an acting prop by the Parthians and the latter ordered by Ptolemy VIII and delivered to Caesar after which he became a dictator until the Ides of March.
Imagine @greatunclekip @RyanioBirdio @bazzer9461 on the side line in an alliance forged over time!
As long as one of them don`t end up like Crassus` and we don`t get the subsequent civil war between Caesar & Pompey, it`ll be great.
Historical footnote; both Crassus & Pompey lost their heads, the former was used as an acting prop by the Parthians and the latter ordered by Ptolemy VIII and delivered to Caesar after which he became a dictator until the Ides of March.
RyanioBirdio
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
I’m very self-aware. I know who and what I am. It would be carnage.
bazzer9461
Level: Joey Beauchamp
(428 Apps, 79 Gls)
- Year of First Game
- 1968
Got your back gaffer
RyanioBirdio
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
FFS, Baz, I’ve already resigned!
I’m half expecting to come downstairs tomorrow morning to find you cooking breakfast in my kitchen.
“Grub’s up, gaffer, big game today.”
“Baz, I’m not the manager anymore. How did you even get in here? And is that square sausage?!”
“Who’s on corners today without Billy? Who we going with at striker?”
- Year of First Game
- 1998
I'm pretty pissed I wasn't even considered for the job, screw you all!
bazzer9461
Level: Joey Beauchamp
(428 Apps, 79 Gls)
- Year of First Game
- 1968
“ got your favourite Gaffer, black pudding 2 fried eggs sunny side up, pork chipolata ( had heard rumours ) two rashers of back bacon and 2 slices sourdough toast.
Corners? Tricky that one but I suppose have a word with Amy and see if she can inject a bit of tester on into one of ours who is injured to get him up if Moet a little blue tablet night work. Just think he could be good and rampant just what we need Gaffer.
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Now Birdio has gone do we think that like Truss, we get another vote or does it go out to the whole fan base not just the Yellows Forum membership
Just asking …."
Just asking …."
bazzer9461
Level: Joey Beauchamp
(428 Apps, 79 Gls)
- Year of First Game
- 1968
Could be rehired best thing since slice bread look at Suella Braverman she got rehired so not to difficult is it.
Have the club and *forum board actually accepted Ryans resignation? I'm not sure I do.
Marked Ox
Level: Mickey Lewis
(351 Apps, 7 Gls)
He needs to leak confidential information first before getting reappointed.
bazzer9461
Level: Joey Beauchamp
(428 Apps, 79 Gls)
- Year of First Game
- 1968
Well he did didn’t he? He said that there was an approach from that lot down the A420 for his services. But I suppose the board are intelligent enough to know that’s a lie and he was probably asking for a much improved contract.
RyanioBirdio
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
I’ve got some cracking CCTV footage that will make Matt Hancock look like a Boy Scout.
EDIT: For the sake of clarity and to avoid any speculation, it involves a multipack of Wagon Wheels, half a bottle of Blue Nun, and a VHS copy of Nick Hancock’s Football Nightmares (1996).
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greatunclekip
Level: Steve Basham
(189 Apps, 51 Gls)
I'm truly honoured!
m
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
It's on XVideos mate.
bazzer9461
Level: Joey Beauchamp
(428 Apps, 79 Gls)
- Year of First Game
- 1968
m
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
It's a fansite for the X-Files series and films.
Take a look, you won't be disappointed.
Essexyellows
Level: Cameron Brannagan
(311 Apps, 57 Gls)
You can be Caesar then - he went a bit dictatorial.
Don`t make any plans beyond 15th March though.............
MJB
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
bazzer9461
Level: Joey Beauchamp
(428 Apps, 79 Gls)
- Year of First Game
- 1968
- Year of First Game
- 1980
Yes sorry it was accepted earlier this morning. Here's a photo of the moment that @RyanioBirdio handed his resignation in to NSB...
RyanioBirdio
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
Little secret: I combined the handshake with the passing of a folded up note that said “just sack Ste”.
- Year of First Game
- 1980
tl;dr.
I would sort this bunch of players out.
I’d have MellowYellow as my assistant, and Kip as a coach.
RyanBirdio as my physio, only for when Matty Taylor gets injured.
We’d climb the footballing pyramid in no time.
I’d have MellowYellow as my assistant, and Kip as a coach.
RyanBirdio as my physio, only for when Matty Taylor gets injured.
We’d climb the footballing pyramid in no time.
Yes Bazzer but two wrongs don’t make a right
I can only imagine the pre-match conference...
"Are you confident the boys can win today?"
"Not a f*****g chance! We're realists - these lads are s**t and don't put in enough effort."
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