Manager/Coach Which Yellows Forum member should be the next manager of Oxford United?

[oufc1991]

Fan flashes boobs in 'wildest celebration ever' and poses for topless selfies

A FEMALE football fan has caused quite a stir after flashing her boobs to celebrate a goal. Carla Garza has gone viral for lifting up her shirt and exposing her breasts in response to a Tigres UANL…

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Could ANother be this bird if she gets her tits out every time we score I'm sure the players will be right up for it

 

[Essexyellows]

Fan flashes boobs in 'wildest celebration ever' and poses for topless selfies

A FEMALE football fan has caused quite a stir after flashing her boobs to celebrate a goal. Carla Garza has gone viral for lifting up her shirt and exposing her breasts in response to a Tigres UANL…

www.thesun.co.uk

Could ANother be this bird if she gets her tits out every time we score I'm sure the players will be right up for it

She would be my first signing.

 

[Essexyellows]

Sorry EY, I can't vote for someone who would only be watching the games on iFollow.

I have a ST and do attend games when the diary allows............. life gets in the way!

 

[bashamwonderland]

MJB does have some serious meme and GIF skills...

 

[unification]

Got to be @bazzer9461 hasn’t it? He’d manage like his namesake Barry Fry. Things would be chaotic but in an entertaining way.

With @Essexyellows we’d end up with two many right wingers.

A @Scotchegg and @Mellowyellow ticket could see a good cop, bad cop dynamic a la Clough and Taylor. The Egg takes no prisoners though - hold on, he does actually …

 

[Yellow River]

@Colin B has got experience posing for the photo team.

Wouldn‘t take any crap from opposing fans either!

 

[Big Ronaldo]

Kip it has to be surly (spelling intended)??
No over-praising players or play. In fact, no praising at all.
Scathing of all performances, good or bad just to keep everyone’s feet on the ground.
Imagine if he won us promotion?
He’d say we should have won the FA cup!

The rest on the list are just too ‘nice for my liking!’

 

[IsleofWightYellow]

I voted for @Sarge as I’ve always pictured him as looking and sounding exactly like Derek Fazackerley for some reason

 

[BristolOx]

Scotch Eggs Yellow Army

 

[Osei Yaw]

I voted for Sarge, on the basis that while he might not be able to do anything with the ramshackle squad, at least the music on the PA before the game would improve!

Marginal gains and all that.

Hey, more like Sarginal gains

 

[Essexyellows]

We aren`t very decisive are we?

 

[Oxymoron]

I've voted for me on the basis that you will all want to pay up my very lucrative contract after three games....

 

[Pompeyyellows]

I'd give it Kip. No matter how much we think his posts are negative, he has an annoying habit of being right.

 

[Symp59]

I think I would be amazing i followed Oxford when the great team managed by Smith was around. I've played professional golf to a high standard and coached a Ryder cup player .So good technically ,good tactically and a good man manager. Love attacking play and love winning .Which we've become good at losing .I hate losing.

 

[bazzer9461]

I think I would be amazing i followed Oxford when the great team managed by Smith was around. I've played professional golf to a high standard and coached a Ryder cup player .So good technically ,good tactically and a good man manager. Love attacking play and love winning .Which we've become good at losing .I hate losing.

Well you’ve blown your chances…….with all that positiveness

 

[MJB]

MJB does have some serious meme and GIF skills...

A quick check of how many votes I’ve gained so far…

 

[westyorkshireexile]

Please not @bazzer9461, his writing is as unintelligible as KR's verbal ramblings.

 

[Mellowyellow]

I thought Edna might be on here, but maybe she missed out as Anne Other has a Yellows Forum account and Edna doesn't?

Edna and Betty come under scotchy's vote. Just like Cloughie and Taylor, they come as a package.

 

[mooro]

Surely it has to be the Leysboy, A H, & Mellow Yellow dream team.

Although the summer transfer thread would be a bit dull after the second day of the window as they'd have already signed up 22 robust, dynamic, never injured, Championship experienced and standard, 'unbreakable'*** twenty-somethings, who are ambitious, but happy to come to a 3rd div side on 3rd div wages without even pausing to see if anyone else offers them more or at a higher level.....

(*** - or whatever that Bruce Willis film was called)

Actually, I reckon that they actually have a full back fetish, and would sign 16 full backs then try to turn them into centre backs, and wingers, and.............

 

[Oxford1996]

Surely it has to be the Leysboy, A H, & Mellow Yellow dream team.

Although the summer transfer thread would be a bit dull after the second day of the window as they'd have already signed up 22 robust, dynamic, never injured, Championship experienced and standard, 'unbreakable'*** twenty-somethings, who are ambitious, but happy to come to a 3rd div side on 3rd div wages without even pausing to see if anyone else offers them more or at a higher level.....

(*** - or whatever that Bruce Willis film was called)

Actually, I reckon that they actually have a full back fetish, and would sign 16 full backs then try to turn them into centre backs, and wingers, and.............

I’d be up for the job.

You’re correct! The summer transfer thread would be a bit dull.
That’s because I’d spend the budget on copious amounts of cocaine.