Current Staff Which Yellows Forum member should be the next manager of Oxford United?

[Marked Ox]

That really sounds like an Italian dialect.

A region that is renowned for fat fingers.

 

[Sheik djibouti]

Looks like a Holy Trinity of @RyanioBirdio , @bazzer9461 and @greatunclekip judging by current votes

Absolute scenes at the first press conference

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Looks like a Holy Trinity of @RyanioBirdio , @bazzer9461 and @greatunclekip judging by current votes

Absolute scenes at the first press conference

I think you’ll find that I was already declared manager by the person who started the poll months ago, and that I promptly resigned. See below.

Leave me out of this sideshow.

Voting after a 7 day period has now officially closed.

I hear-by declare that @RyanioBirdio is the new Oxford United Manager.

To be ably assisted by @greatunclekip, and @bazzer9461.

@Sarge will assume the role of Goalkeeping Coach and @Scotchegg to be responsible for the cones.

 

[Sheik djibouti]

I think you’ll find that I was already declared manager by the person who started the poll months ago, and that I promptly resigned. See below.

Leave me out of this sideshow.

But the ballot is still open so the result has been declared prematurely and is therefore null and void...along with your immediate resignation.

You don't get out of it that easily.

Some people achieve greatness etc etc . . . .

 

[chuckbert]

Ryanio is the Bojo of oufc. Even when he’s resigned people want him back …

 

[Marked Ox]

But the ballot is still open so the result has been declared prematurely and is therefore null and void...along with your immediate resignation.

You don't get out of it that easily.

Some people achieve greatness etc etc . . . .

Still somebody at the 1st Press Conference wearing a dressing gown then.

 

[Carpy]

Ryanio is the Bojo of oufc. Even when he’s resigned people want him back …

How many ladies has he impregnated?

 

[Mad Dog]

And does he want us all to go to games, but don’t go to games?

 

[werthersoriginal]

Ryanio is the Bojo of oufc. Even when he’s resigned people want him back …

WOW harsh, man!! He won't be happy.

 

[bazzer9461]

The right answer is Ryanio.

But would I turn up every week to see Kip in charge with Bazzer as assistant? Damn right I would.

And we would have a dam good transfer policy and have players that are fit coming through the doors

 

[bazzer9461]

Yes but it would be full of typos

But at least it won’t be waffle in the post match interview just honesty

 

[bazzer9461]

Bazzerese Dictionaries would need to be provided to the players.

As long as they talk proper like I does them there shouldn’t be a problem.

 

[bazzer9461]

That really sounds like an Italian dialect.

Grazie

 

[bazzer9461]

Looks like a Holy Trinity of @RyanioBirdio , @bazzer9461 and @greatunclekip judging by current votes

Absolute scenes at the first press conference

At least we will be able to convince the rest of the fans we’re here for the long term on a 5 year journey.

 

[bazzer9461]

I think you’ll find that I was already declared manager by the person who started the poll months ago, and that I promptly resigned. See below.

Leave me out of this sideshow.

Gaffer come on we’re here to shake things up

 

[Sheik djibouti]

Gaffer come on we’re here to shake things up

Just picture it.

"Taylor!!, your goal return is very disappointing so far this season. From now on, after training has finished you will have 2 hours of shooting practice . . . alone . . . . in your pants . . . .outside my office until further notice"

 

[bazzer9461]

Just picture it.

"Taylor!!, your goal return is very disappointing so far this season. From now on, after training has finished you will have 2 hours of shooting practice . . . alone . . . . in your pants . . . .outside my office until further notice"

That’s the spirit