Manager/Coach Which Yellows Forum member should be the next manager of Oxford United?

[Big Ron]

I resign.

Not even one incomprehensible press conference? No accepting responsibility, while at the same time apportioning blame? You are a poor excuse for a manager. I hereby tender my resignation as your agent.

 

[m]

Right mods, it's up to you now, the fuckwits have proved they can't vote for 'the right' person, so you'll have to take the power from their hands.

(Not sure whether there's any precedent for this)

 

[Manorlounger]

I'm devastated. A broken man.
That's it then. I'm keeping all the biscuits.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Not even one incomprehensible press conference? No accepting responsibility, while at the same time apportioning blame? You are a poor excuse for a manager. I hereby tender my resignation as your agent.

I had to protect my players.

 

[Marked Ox]

Time for ANOther to step up. What nationality are they and will they get a work permit if foreign?

 

[Big Ron]

I'm devastated. A broken man.
That's it then. I'm keeping all the biscuits.

Sorry ML, you were always the Sam Allardyce in this equation.

 

[Manorlounger]

Sorry ML, you were always the Sam Allardyce in this equation.

Just checked, he's older than me!

 

[bazzer9461]

Just checked, he's older than me!

Not that much surely? A year or two maybe

 

[Manorlounger]

Not that much surely? A year or two maybe

Cheeky b****r!

 

[SteMerritt]

Right mods, it's up to you now, the fuckwits have proved they can't vote for 'the right' person, so you'll have to take the power from their hands.

(Not sure whether there's any precedent for this)

Oh right, now you want us to bail you out after Malc and I managed 1 vote each, and poor old ES... Erm... NSB didn't even make the list.

You got what you deserved for chasing unrealistic targets who let you down at the last moment, leaving you with nothing.

 

[MJB]

Oh right, now you want us to bail you out after Malc and I managed 1 vote each, and poor old ES... Erm... NSB didn't even make the list.

You got what you deserved for chasing unrealistic targets who let you down at the last moment, leaving you with nothing.

Think about how I feel. With one pity vote, I’m officially as popular as a Moderator.

A MODERATOR FOR GOD’S SAKE!

 

[RyanioBirdio]

At least I had the decency to walk away without a payoff.

You’re welcome.

 

[SteMerritt]

Think about how I feel. With one pity vote, I’m officially as popular as a Moderator.

A MODERATOR FOR GOD’S SAKE!

Work on your image a bit, I'm sure you can rise up to the level of Traffic Warden if you put the effort in.

 

[MJB]

Work on your image a bit, I'm sure you can rise up to the level of Traffic Warden if you put the effort in.

Well I do already go by Lovely Rita on weekends.

 

[bazzer9461]

At least I had the decency to walk away without a payoff.

You’re welcome.

I would walk but I’m stuck to me my seat well it is my seat and they ain’t having it

 

[Essexyellows]

I make it that we do something special and have the first ever football league triumvirātus.

Imagine @greatunclekip @RyanioBirdio @bazzer9461 on the side line in an alliance forged over time!

As long as one of them don`t end up like Crassus` and we don`t get the subsequent civil war between Caesar & Pompey, it`ll be great.

Historical footnote; both Crassus & Pompey lost their heads, the former was used as an acting prop by the Parthians and the latter ordered by Ptolemy VIII and delivered to Caesar after which he became a dictator until the Ides of March.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

I make it that we do something special and have the first ever football league triumvirātus.

Imagine @greatunclekip @RyanioBirdio @bazzer9461 on the side line in an alliance forged over time!

As long as one of them don`t end up like Crassus` and we don`t get the subsequent civil war between Caesar & Pompey, it`ll be great.

Historical footnote; both Crassus & Pompey lost their heads, the former was used as an acting prop by the Parthians and the latter ordered by Ptolemy VIII and delivered to Caesar after which he became a dictator until the Ides of March.

I’m very self-aware. I know who and what I am. It would be carnage.

 

[bazzer9461]

I’m very self-aware. I know who and what I am. It would be carnage.

Got your back gaffer

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Got your back gaffer

FFS, Baz, I’ve already resigned!

I’m half expecting to come downstairs tomorrow morning to find you cooking breakfast in my kitchen.

“Grub’s up, gaffer, big game today.”

“Baz, I’m not the manager anymore. How did you even get in here? And is that square sausage?!”

“Who’s on corners today without Billy? Who we going with at striker?”

 

[Carpy]

I'm pretty pissed I wasn't even considered for the job, screw you all!