Current Staff Which Yellows Forum member should be the next manager of Oxford United?

[Morris Oxford]

Apologies if your name is not included, but I’ve restricted the final shortlist to 12.

Please vote and state the reasons for your choice.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

If Bazzer doesn’t win this I’m going to be fuming. I want to hear him calling RadOx from the team coach to moan about the striker situation.

 

[SteMerritt]

Well I do have coaching badges, and am in a good position to set up a player exchange system with Oxford City...

Got to be @Manorlounger though hasn't it? If the players don't perform under the threat of a removal of biscuit rations, then nothing will work.

 

[Morris Oxford]

If Bazzer doesn’t win this I’m going to be fuming. I want to hear him calling RadOx from the team coach to moan about the striker situation.

He could get his grandson to do the postmatch interviews with Nathan. The young lad speaks more sense than the current incumbent.

 

[Berliner]

Definitely Malc, if only for his experience in looking after a talentless, annoying rabble.

 

[yellowbow]

If Bazzer doesn’t win this I’m going to be fuming. I want to hear him calling RadOx from the team coach to moan about the striker situation.

If Bazzer wins I want him to spell out exactly what his plans are going forward…

 

[Basham Wonderland]

If Bazzer wins I want him to spell out exactly what his plans are going forward…

This might be a challenge.

(I voted for bazzer)

 

[EastStandKieran]

If Bazzer wins I want him to spell out exactly what his plans are going forward…

I'm voting for bazzer now but can @RyanioBirdio be his assistant

 

[Manorlounger]

Well I do have coaching badges, and am in a good position to set up a player exchange system with Oxford City...

Got to be @Manorlounger though hasn't it? If the players don't perform under the threat of a removal of biscuit rations, then nothing will work.

Harsh, very harsh.
Of course, that kind of sanction would meet with the broad approval of the SSU.

 

[Osei Yaw]

bazzer would be a laugh for when auto-correct messes things up between him and the CEO.

'So bazzer, an interesting signing today.'

'Yes I know. It was supposed to be a new deal for Cameron Brannagan but unfortunately due to my fat thumbs, we've ended up giving a 4 year contract to Kenneth Branagh.'

 

[ECYellow]

Pollox would get my vote.

Knows the current set up inside out.. seamless transition.

 

[Essexyellows]

@RyanioBirdio no contest.

I know naff all about football tactics, players ability or who to sign............ have I got the job?

 

[Belgium Yellow]

I remember being happy when Malcolm Shotton became manager, so in that spirit I've voted for Sarge.

 

[Jackinthebox]

I Voted DJ Sarge[Musical impresario] for his vast experience and sartorial elegance.
He ran the Manor club back in the day and was manager of local bands like Black Candy.
He is well known in Wycombe for his time spent at the ‘White Horse’ and would have no problem
keeping our young footballers in check with his cane stick!

A true forum legend if there ever was one.

 

[PottersRightBoot]

Brahma.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

He ran the Manor club back in the day and was manager of local bands like Black Candy.

My brother was the drummer in Black Candy.

 

[Osei Yaw]

I'd give it Kip until the end of the season. If he kept us up I'd give him an extension just because I'd enjoy the pre-season tour to Kentucky.

 

[CCYellow]

I thought Edna might be on here, but maybe she missed out as Anne Other has a Yellows Forum account and Edna doesn't?

 

[Big Ron]

@RyanioBirdio no contest.

I know naff all about football tactics, players ability or who to sign............ have I got the job?

Sorry EY, I can't vote for someone who would only be watching the games on iFollow.

 

[ZeroTheHero]

I voted for Sarge, on the basis that while he might not be able to do anything with the ramshackle squad, at least the music on the PA before the game would improve!

Marginal gains and all that.

 

[EastStandKieran]

Verifying Device

Could ANother be this bird if she gets her tits out every time we score I'm sure the players will be right up for it

 

[Essexyellows]

Verifying Device

Could ANother be this bird if she gets her tits out every time we score I'm sure the players will be right up for it

She would be my first signing.

 

[Essexyellows]

Sorry EY, I can't vote for someone who would only be watching the games on iFollow.

I have a ST and do attend games when the diary allows............. life gets in the way!

 

[Basham Wonderland]

MJB does have some serious meme and GIF skills...

 

[unification]

Got to be @bazzer9461 hasn’t it? He’d manage like his namesake Barry Fry. Things would be chaotic but in an entertaining way.

With @Essexyellows we’d end up with two many right wingers.

A @Scotchegg and @Mellowyellow ticket could see a good cop, bad cop dynamic a la Clough and Taylor. The Egg takes no prisoners though - hold on, he does actually …

 

[Morris Oxford]

@Colin B has got experience posing for the photo team.

Wouldn‘t take any crap from opposing fans either!

 

[Big Ronaldo]

Kip it has to be surly (spelling intended)??
No over-praising players or play. In fact, no praising at all.
Scathing of all performances, good or bad just to keep everyone’s feet on the ground.
Imagine if he won us promotion?
He’d say we should have won the FA cup!

The rest on the list are just too ‘nice for my liking!’

 

[Isle of Wight Yellow]

I voted for @Sarge as I’ve always pictured him as looking and sounding exactly like Derek Fazackerley for some reason

 

[BristolOx]

Scotch Eggs Yellow Army

 

[Osei Yaw]

I voted for Sarge, on the basis that while he might not be able to do anything with the ramshackle squad, at least the music on the PA before the game would improve!

Marginal gains and all that.

Hey, more like Sarginal gains