F Foley Well-known member Joined 7 Dec 2017 Messages 11,517 20 Apr 2018 #21 21. The football heavy hitters having 'business lunches' with Born to be yellow probably look back and think that wasn't ideal
21. The football heavy hitters having 'business lunches' with Born to be yellow probably look back and think that wasn't ideal
M Marked Ox God like member Joined 6 Dec 2017 Messages 33,692 20 Apr 2018 #22 22. Washing your car and then a squadron of Seagulls fly over decorating it with crap.
Yellow River Well-known member Joined 6 Dec 2017 Messages 3,050 20 Apr 2018 #24 24. Building a wind tunnel instead of a football stadium.
Discoland Active member Joined 8 Dec 2017 Messages 977 20 Apr 2018 #25 25. Travelling friends in a car park 3 days before a match live on Sky.
m Well-known member Joined 8 Dec 2017 Messages 8,300 20 Apr 2018 #27 27. Thinking it was nice of the Greeks to b****r off and really nice of them to leave a lovely horse.
27. Thinking it was nice of the Greeks to b****r off and really nice of them to leave a lovely horse.
F Foley Well-known member Joined 7 Dec 2017 Messages 11,517 20 Apr 2018 #29 29. Having my throat cut with a rusty cheesewire- not ideal
stokeu Well-known member Joined 7 Dec 2017 Messages 1,673 20 Apr 2018 #30 101 starting with the least bad thing in a list first 100 royal weddings
Discoland Active member Joined 8 Dec 2017 Messages 977 20 Apr 2018 #31 30. A football team not keeping 'fockused'
Oxymoron Well-known member Joined 7 Dec 2017 Messages 2,834 20 Apr 2018 #32 31. Playing piano in a marching band......
Discoland Active member Joined 8 Dec 2017 Messages 977 20 Apr 2018 #33 32. A one armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
Big Ronaldo Well-known member Joined 16 Dec 2017 Messages 1,923 21 Apr 2018 #36 36. Bottled water on the table in a sewage plant.
Paul Cannell Well-known member Joined 7 Dec 2017 Messages 7,450 21 Apr 2018 #37 37. No fault found on my flakey BT Internet connection
mooro Well-known member Joined 13 Dec 2017 Messages 4,059 21 Apr 2018 #38 38 Cafe's etc offering a range of meaninglessly described coffees at £3-4 a pop, when you'd be quite happy with a spoonful of Tesco Instant and some hot water
38 Cafe's etc offering a range of meaninglessly described coffees at £3-4 a pop, when you'd be quite happy with a spoonful of Tesco Instant and some hot water
O Oufc28 Active member Joined 17 Dec 2017 Messages 397 21 Apr 2018 #40 40. Braille for 'don't touch: hot'