Things that annoy you
- Thread starter Oldham
- Start date
People who come on here and criticise immigrants, accuse people of being chavs and not paying their taxes, go on and then boast about stealing content with their 'dodgy boxes'.
- Year of First Game
- 1980
Putting milk in first when making tea.
Sw*nd*n
MJB
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
Fans who get on our players backs and generally cause a negative atmosphere which only inhibits expansive, expressive and enjoyable football.
Katie Hopkins.
Katie Hopkins.
- Year of First Game
- 1953
Schoolchildren cycling 3 abreast.
What! Children don't cycle in the UK. Come and try Holland, 3 or 4 abreast AND no lights on in the dark. Amd motorists are ALWAYS at fault if they hit one of these invisible, moving, road barriers.
What! Children don't cycle in the UK. Come and try Holland, 3 or 4 abreast AND no lights on in the dark. Amd motorists are ALWAYS at fault if they hit one of these invisible, moving, road barriers.
Shaun Harvey
TailsWeWin
Level: Dave Roberts
(176 Apps, 8 Gls)
People who press the button on pedestrian crossings when there isn’t a car coming for miles. Then walk across an empty road leaving a queue of cars at a red light minutes later.
Morris Oxford
Level: Dave Roberts
(176 Apps, 8 Gls)
Whilst out walking after a knee op and needing to use two walking poles to aid my recovery and some comedian says “forgot your skis then”
or
Washing the car outside our house and another comedian (possibly the same one) comes along and says “you can do mine too if you like”
or
Washing the car outside our house and another comedian (possibly the same one) comes along and says “you can do mine too if you like”
Lycra clad bicycle ninjas
chuckbert
Level: Paul Moody
(197 Apps, 75 Gls)
Football commentators who say someone “went to ground” when they fell over or dived. Going to ground means something completely different.
Rupert Murdoch
My mortgage
My job
Traffic jams in the morning stopping me getting to my s**t job so I can pay my s**t mortgage.
My job
Traffic jams in the morning stopping me getting to my s**t job so I can pay my s**t mortgage.
Highways agency
People who don’t have their Oyster card ready when they get to the ticket barrier on the London Underground.
Photo-obsessed tourists (actually look at the thing you’re taking a photo of rather than through a screen – the real thing is much better than the series of pixels you’ll post on Instagram).
People who don’t make an effort to recycle.
Award ceremonies and all the ‘glitz’ and ‘glamour’ that goes with those phony events.
The price of going to the cinema.
Photo-obsessed tourists (actually look at the thing you’re taking a photo of rather than through a screen – the real thing is much better than the series of pixels you’ll post on Instagram).
People who don’t make an effort to recycle.
Award ceremonies and all the ‘glitz’ and ‘glamour’ that goes with those phony events.
The price of going to the cinema.
People that drive everywhere at 40mph.
Oldham
Level: Dave Roberts
(176 Apps, 8 Gls)
Especially in a 20mph zone!
The M6 ...specifically between junction 11 and Junction 26
Colin B
Level: Dave Roberts
(176 Apps, 8 Gls)
People who drive in the overtaking lane of Motorways or dual carriageways at about 60 mph and then wonder why I'm getting irate behind them!
Lorries that pull out to overtake other lorries, just as you are about to pass them, and then do one mph faster than the vehicle they're overtaking, meaning you have to sit behind them for the next mile and a half eating their spray at 56 mph!
Highways Agency idiots in 4x4 vehicles who cone off several lanes and cause long tailbacks, when there is no more than a person changing a tyre in the hard shoulder!
Lorries that pull out to overtake other lorries, just as you are about to pass them, and then do one mph faster than the vehicle they're overtaking, meaning you have to sit behind them for the next mile and a half eating their spray at 56 mph!
Highways Agency idiots in 4x4 vehicles who cone off several lanes and cause long tailbacks, when there is no more than a person changing a tyre in the hard shoulder!
- Year of First Game
- 1980
Bicester Village
A34
MJB
Level: Les Phillips
(224 Apps, 15 Gls)
Even in 40mph zones?
School run traffic, snarling up roads for no good reason, twice a day.... unwrap them snowflakes from their cotton wool cocoon, let em walk or bus
Marked Ox
Level: Mickey Lewis
(351 Apps, 7 Gls)
Likewise when they describe it as being professional, no it is cheating.
Marked Ox
Level: Mickey Lewis
(351 Apps, 7 Gls)
Cats shitting or hunting in my garden.
Cyclists ignoring traffic lights.
Cyclists ignoring traffic lights.
Rick "Silent P" Stein.
