Things that annoy you

[Oldham]

Driving along and someone coming in the opposite direction wants to turn left, why the hell do they deem it necessary to swing onto my side of the road to to do this? Just turn left you bellends!

 

[Oldham]

And...footballers who have their socks rolled over their knees, why?

 

[Paul Cannell]

People who come on here and criticise immigrants, accuse people of being chavs and not paying their taxes, go on and then boast about stealing content with their 'dodgy boxes'.

 

[SteMerritt]

Putting milk in first when making tea.

 

[Sarge]

Sw*nd*n

 

[MJB]

Fans who get on our players backs and generally cause a negative atmosphere which only inhibits expansive, expressive and enjoyable football.

Katie Hopkins.

 

[Malc]

Schoolchildren cycling 3 abreast.

What! Children don't cycle in the UK. Come and try Holland, 3 or 4 abreast AND no lights on in the dark. Amd motorists are ALWAYS at fault if they hit one of these invisible, moving, road barriers.

 

[Sarge]

Shaun Harvey

 

[TailsWeWin]

People who press the button on pedestrian crossings when there isn’t a car coming for miles. Then walk across an empty road leaving a queue of cars at a red light minutes later.

 

[Morris Oxford]

Whilst out walking after a knee op and needing to use two walking poles to aid my recovery and some comedian says “forgot your skis then”

or

Washing the car outside our house and another comedian (possibly the same one) comes along and says “you can do mine too if you like”

 

[Sarge]

Lycra clad bicycle ninjas

 

[McVicar]

People that wear hats in cars.

 

[chuckbert]

Football commentators who say someone “went to ground” when they fell over or dived. Going to ground means something completely different.

 

[Sarge]

Rupert Murdoch

 

[Cass63]

My mortgage
My job
Traffic jams in the morning stopping me getting to my s**t job so I can pay my s**t mortgage.

 

[Sarge]

Highways agency

 

[unification]

People who don’t have their Oyster card ready when they get to the ticket barrier on the London Underground.

Photo-obsessed tourists (actually look at the thing you’re taking a photo of rather than through a screen – the real thing is much better than the series of pixels you’ll post on Instagram).

People who don’t make an effort to recycle.

Award ceremonies and all the ‘glitz’ and ‘glamour’ that goes with those phony events.

The price of going to the cinema.

 

[Yellowmania]

People that drive everywhere at 40mph.

 

[Johnf]

Things that you buy and you need a chainsaw to open the packaging.

People who call everyone GUYS

 

[Oldham]

People that drive everywhere at 40mph.

Especially in a 20mph zone!

 

[Oldham]

Media people who say “United” when talking about manure. They are NOT the only united!....we are!

 

[Sarge]

The M6 ...specifically between junction 11 and Junction 26

 

[Colin B]

People who drive in the overtaking lane of Motorways or dual carriageways at about 60 mph and then wonder why I'm getting irate behind them!

Lorries that pull out to overtake other lorries, just as you are about to pass them, and then do one mph faster than the vehicle they're overtaking, meaning you have to sit behind them for the next mile and a half eating their spray at 56 mph!

Highways Agency idiots in 4x4 vehicles who cone off several lanes and cause long tailbacks, when there is no more than a person changing a tyre in the hard shoulder!

 

[SteMerritt]

Bicester Village

 

[Sarge]

A34

 

[MJB]

People that drive everywhere at 40mph.

Even in 40mph zones?

 

[Sarge]

School run traffic, snarling up roads for no good reason, twice a day.... unwrap them snowflakes from their cotton wool cocoon, let em walk or bus

 

[Marked Ox]

Football commentators who say someone “went to ground” when they fell over or dived. Going to ground means something completely different.

Likewise when they describe it as being professional, no it is cheating.

 

[Marked Ox]

Cats shitting or hunting in my garden.

Cyclists ignoring traffic lights.

 

[Paul Cannell]

Rick "Silent P" Stein.