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Things that annoy you

Oldham

Level: Dave Roberts
(176 Apps, 8 Gls)
Driving along and someone coming in the opposite direction wants to turn left, why the hell do they deem it necessary to swing onto my side of the road to to do this? Just turn left you bellends!
 
And...footballers who have their socks rolled over their knees, why?
 
Schoolchildren cycling 3 abreast.

What! Children don't cycle in the UK. Come and try Holland, 3 or 4 abreast AND no lights on in the dark. Amd motorists are ALWAYS at fault if they hit one of these invisible, moving, road barriers.
 
People who press the button on pedestrian crossings when there isn’t a car coming for miles. Then walk across an empty road leaving a queue of cars at a red light minutes later.
 
Whilst out walking after a knee op and needing to use two walking poles to aid my recovery and some comedian says “forgot your skis then”

or

Washing the car outside our house and another comedian (possibly the same one) comes along and says “you can do mine too if you like”
 
People who don’t have their Oyster card ready when they get to the ticket barrier on the London Underground.

Photo-obsessed tourists (actually look at the thing you’re taking a photo of rather than through a screen – the real thing is much better than the series of pixels you’ll post on Instagram).

People who don’t make an effort to recycle.

Award ceremonies and all the ‘glitz’ and ‘glamour’ that goes with those phony events.

The price of going to the cinema.
 
People who drive in the overtaking lane of Motorways or dual carriageways at about 60 mph and then wonder why I'm getting irate behind them!

Lorries that pull out to overtake other lorries, just as you are about to pass them, and then do one mph faster than the vehicle they're overtaking, meaning you have to sit behind them for the next mile and a half eating their spray at 56 mph!

Highways Agency idiots in 4x4 vehicles who cone off several lanes and cause long tailbacks, when there is no more than a person changing a tyre in the hard shoulder!
 
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