Things that annoy you

[Paul Cannell]

Why didn't you just say Chefs?

Because Keith Floyd is a god. Graham Kerr wasn't bad and what's not to like about Robert Carrier?

 

[Paul Cannell]

That little shite Raymond Blanc

 

[Borntobeyellow]

People who swear on football forums.


Over fussy moderators who take their role farrrrrr to seriously.

Referees who speak to English players yet use lots of hand signals

 

[Paul Cannell]

And f*****g Michel Roux - here, suck another lemon you sour-faced wop.

 

[Marked Ox]

Cats fighting at stupid o'clock in the morning because there is so many of them in the vicinity.

 

[Sarge]

All seater stadia.... especially those with jobsworth stewards

 

[Marked Ox]

80s music becoming a thing again. Makes me feel old.

 

[Paul Cannell]

Also, although she never appeared on TV (iirc) Elizabeth David is an honourable exception to the gallimaufrey of shirt-lifters, pedants and over-decorators that troop like clowns through the mock-up kitchens of the aspirationa miasma that is TV Cheffery.

 

[Paul Cannell]

Cats fighting at stupid o'clock in the morning because there is so many of them in the vicinity.

Jane Grigson had a very good recipe for cats with rigatoni, you should try it; needs fennel. I suppose she was OK. Didn't like Sophie much.

 

[Paul Cannell]

"I hope your doughnuts look like Fanny's".

This is a very good lesson for many of you on why speling and punctuation are important to understand.

 

[Discoland]

People at matches who everytime we get a free kick in their half whip out their phones ready to record a screamer that never comes. Or people who record penalties.

Just watch the match and enjoy the limbs.

 

[Sarge]

Firoz Ka$$am........ and StadCo

 

[Paul Cannell]

Skate with black butter (barf)

 

[Sarge]

CCTV .... big brother IS watching you, me and everyone

 

[Sarge]

Potholes

 

[Marked Ox]

Parking at Oxford's hospitals.

 

[Sarge]

Headly way traffic

 

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Tories

 

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Smoothies and juicing

 

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Badly phased traffic lights at roadworks