General Season Ticket Holders - Welcome Pack

What is the key about?
They’re all blank apart from one, which will grant the lucky recipient access to the mythical executive washroom.

It contains the Karl Robinson memorial padel court, where you can play the world’s most popular sport with Grant Ferguson and Tim Williams to your heart’s content, providing you don’t touch them or ask them any questions.
 
The key is for the new homes that are being built in Kidlington, one for each season ticket holder, it will enable us all to walk to the games after parking outside of our own houses, solving any parking and green issues in one go.
And we can s**t in each others’ front gardens. The club’s thought of everything.
 
Just got mine - very good from the club. Like that scarf too - very stretchy! And not just a load of old stock they couldn't shift either, so pleasing to see they are investing in things to show fans are appreciated.

My six year old will open hers when she gets home from school later - I really hope the kids' post also includes a corporate letter from Tim Williams too!
 
I had a life size inflatable Liam Manning in mine. just blown it up, he has a shocked look on his face...
It’s life size blow-up dolls of the players which are really sought after. There’s one poster on here who has the whole squad stored in his bedroom.
 
Gotcha.

Mine was signed by Tim Williams so he thanked me for my support, but wasn’t able to declare how long my season ticket was contracted for.
The best bit about the letter from TW is that someone forgot to take one of his notes out before sending it to print, so when it says he’s looking forward to seeing us soon it also says “(not if I can f**king help it!)”
 
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