Yeah, also according to the Pompey press, no Pompey player has ever actually committed a foul in their lives, Brannigan should be banned for a season for head-butting Morrells boot, Karl Robinson eats babies and the ref from Saturday organised all the parties in downing Street
I would have thought that a member of staff getting injured in the workplace and then having to attend hospital would be a reportable incident to the health and safety executive.