NEW MANAGER: {enter next candidate here}

[MiddleBartonYellow]

It will be somebody completely left field. I can see nothing but dissapointment

 

[Yellow River]

Would Rámon Diaz be classed as a WOW appointment second time round?

Recently dismissed from Al-Hilal......

 

[Made-in-Jericho]

Next week he’ll make an announcement that he hopes to make an announcement the following week.
Waiting For Godot.

 

[beyondthefourth]

Next week he’ll make an announcement that he hopes to make an announcement the following week.
Waiting For Godot.

We need Wonder Woman to get us out of this mess!

Oh wait, that's Gadot.

 

[yellowbow]

It’s going to be Jaap..

 

[tatabanya]

If Jaap Stam was keen to come here and had held talks, I don't see any reason why he wouldn't be now. Bloody hope it isn't him

 

[Victor1986]

With, I presume, all of Tiger's "negotiations" taking place in airport lounges does add a complete farcical edge to things. Those of you who may have watched Come Fly with Me would be able to see David Walliams getting a whole new person to imitate - Tiger the globe trotting Football Chairman!

 

[BotleyOx]

Sigh, please make it all stop

 

[ECYellow]

Jaap Stam will be our new manager.

 

[yellowbow]

Jaap Stam will be our new manager.

Its definitely looking more and more that way. Doesn’t exactly yell out as an improvement on Bellamy. Maybe the draw is he’s used to working with Tiger and his interfering

 

[brassmonkey]

a wow manager. cool, appletons coming back.

 

[Notaswindonfan]

Wow Jamie Garragher within spitting distance of getting the job.

 

[oxonian]

It's going to be Dave Kemp. We can all go wow, Tiger really is nuts.

 

[MJB]

Next week he’ll make an announcement that he hopes to make an announcement the following week.
Waiting For Godot.

Does Godot favour a false nine?

 

[bazzer9461]

Next week he’ll make an announcement that he hopes to make an announcement the following week.
Waiting For Godot.

Next week to announce and announcement that it will 47hrs 59mins ( his watch has slowed by a minute in 4 weeks )

 

[yellowbow]

My source tells me weve gone for a guy who recently played in the premier league but the stumbling block is he’s now tied into a contract with a tv company. Apparently Tiger has told him that if he can negotiate a severance situation with them the jobs his. Just looking on the media outlets to see if anyone fits the bill at the moment...?

 

[RATC]

My source tells me weve gone for a guy who recently played in the premier league but the stumbling block is he’s now tied into a contract with a tv company. Apparently Tiger has told him that if he can negotiate a severance situation with them the jobs his. Just looking on the media outlets to see if anyone fits the bill at the moment...?

If this isn't some made up BS then the one that comes to mind is Lampard, however it is rumoured that Abrhamovic maybe offering him a coach contract with first team at end of the season.

 

[yellowbow]

If this isn't some made up BS then the one that comes to mind is Lampard, however it is rumoured that Abrhamovic maybe offering him a coach contract with first team at end of the season.

I won’t whoosh but you missed the ‘joke’ mate ?

I’m at the stage where I’ve just got to find the humour in the situation. I’m starting to think we’re all being taken for a ride.

 

[horseman]

omg it's John Terry as Player Manager oh no wait that would be Waw

 

[DavidB]

How about Harry Redknapp? He maybe interested, if there’s some cash involved. Cue Jack!