I think, for the benefit of our younger fans, I need to explain just how good Roy (look at my bum crack) Burton was. Some players (Best, Eusabio, Pele, Colin Harrington) would have been heroes in ANY era, because they had that god-given gift; a natural skill, with a football. Ok, not Harrington, then. But Burtie COULD catch a cold. He wasn't scared of the crosses, so we didn't call him Dracula. The only thing that went between his legs was his wife. He couldn't undo women's bras because he had bloody big hands - perfect for a goalkeeper. The only balls that he dropped were his own, when he became a teenager. He was a better shot-stopper than Jonnie Durex. FFS, please tell me you get the message, because I'm running out of jokes.