National News Government alert system: are you bothered?

[Isle of Wight Yellow]

If the alert sounds, put your head between your legs and kiss your a**e goodby.

…And then find out it’s a flood or missing person?

 

[Discoland]

If the alert sounds, put your head between your legs and kiss your a**e goodby.

I've longed for the day a quote from Chicken Run makes it's way to this forum.