Ex-Player Thread Ex-Player Thread

[Carpy]

 

[MJB]

Alisson Becker may disagree somewhat.

Not to mention Beth Wookey

Both wear wigs, I'm led to believe. They actually have crew cuts nestled under there.

 

[Boris]

Both wear wigs, I'm led to believe. They actually have crew cuts nestled under there.

I'll ask Beth about that at the next women's home game

 

[MJB]

I'll ask Beth about that at the next women's home game

 

[Left Wing Cross]

They have added more inches on there than I did back when I was on tinder.

Probably different anatomical boasting

 

[Osei Yaw]

Oh yeah, its easy to forget his first spell as he obviously didn't play much. Even more exciting is the photo of his time with little Sam Deering, meaning he has played with Deering, Kelly and Goodrham during his time here, four more and we can change his name to Snow White and put him in panto.

Goodrham - happy
Deering - dopey
Kelly - bashful (which is why you never saw the good things he did)

 

[MJB]

Goodrham - happy
Deering - dopey
Kelly - bashful (which is why you never saw the good things he did)

Jake Wright - grumpy

 

[Boris]

Jake Wright - grumpy

Fair

 

[MJB]

Fair

Feel the Beeb is trolling us on Wright’s height in their article about his move into education.



To be fair, he might have “standing just over 6ft” atop a small child or platform in the school corridors.

 

[Sarge]

happy birthday Jack Midson- we should never have let him go

 

[Marked Ox]

Kevin Berkoe scored for Shrewsbury and Lunny for Leicester.

 

[West Oxon U’s]

Andy Burgess regarding his book:

 

[Emilio]

Andy Burgess regarding his book:

Headline looks like a Bond film title.

 

[Marked Ox]

Slavi Spasov has scored for Yeovil and Leon Chambers-Parillon for Southend in the NL.

 

[Steve Gilbert]

Will Lankshear scored his 8th goal of the season for Middlesbrough tonight.

 

[SirAndyOfCrosby]

Will Lankshear scored his 8th goal of the season for Middlesbrough tonight.

Does anyone know of any other examples of a club getting relegated despite having the best centre forward in the division?

Asking for a friend.

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

Slavi Spasov has scored for Yeovil and Leon Chambers-Parillon for Southend in the NL.

Both under AR who knows

 

[Wallop]

Does anyone know of any other examples of a club getting relegated despite having the best centre forward in the division?

Asking for a friend.

Exeter City were relegated last year and had Jayden Wareham who scored 19. Only Ballard scored more than him last year in League One.

 

[brinyhoof]

Chey Dunkley also scored this evening, for Chesterfield in the Mikes Large Sandwiches Trophy.

 

[Emilio]

Chey Dunkley also scored this evening, for Chesterfield in the Mikes Large Sandwiches Trophy.

At this point we're just throwing words together. The Martin Short Baguette Trophy?

 

[Marked Ox]

Both under AR who knows

Spasov was beset by injury problems with us sadly.

Don't know about LCP but when watching the youth team, I always had Tyler and Kyran Lofthouse ahead of him for potential. I really hope he can make it into the EFL though and get to a similar level, albeit he is having a decent career.

 

[MJB]

At this point we're just throwing words together. The Martin Short Baguette Trophy?

Zeinab Bedawi's Twenty Hotels

 

[Londox]

Will Lankshear scored his 8th goal of the season for Middlesbrough tonight.

He is so bloomin good.

 

[unification]

Zeinab Bedawi's Twenty Hotels

Alf Ramsey’s Porn Dungeon.

 

[MJB]

Alf Ramsey’s Porn Dungeon.

I'm going to be signing that on Saturday when everyone else is chanting "Aaron Ramsey's Yellow Army".

 

[Boris]

I'm going to be signing that on Saturday when everyone else is chanting "Aaron Ramsey's Yellow Army".

Doesn't scan

 

[Symp59]

Sounds like Rob Dickie had a very bad injury yesterday against Lincoln speedy recovery Rob

 

[MJB]

Doesn't scan

My 5/4 time signatures on the terraces keeps the drummer on his toes.

 

[Foley]

Sounds like Rob Dickie had a very bad injury yesterday against Lincoln speedy recovery Rob

McNally at Bristol City is recovering from an ACL and Atkinson has suffered with injuries there as well.

Hope Dickie's injury isn't too bad

 

[swolley]

I assume that was Kane Hemmings that scored for Altrincham tonight.

 

[unification]

I assume that was Kane Hemmings that scored for Altrincham tonight.

Certainly is. He joined from Barrow where he was relegated from the EFL last season (he only played 16 times though). He loves a one year contract nowadays seemingly.

It’s his first goal for Altrincham.