Garry Monk would be a way more ironic appointment than Craig Shakespeare considering Monks friendship with Clotet (txt daily apparently) imagine the txts:
PC: just got the sack mate
GM: sorry to hear that
PC: the chairman said they found someone who "won't be a muppet and go 451 against the worst form team in the league, someone who is better than me apparently....anyway how are you doing? Up to anything new?
GM: ah.....about that....