This transfer window so far!
We need to do our business early!
Club welcomes Marcus McGuane.
Oh, but he's injury prone so that doesn't count!
We bring in Ryan Williams.
He's s**t, attitude problem, don't want him.
Oh, he's actually pretty good, great work ethic, tracking back, fits in at right back.
Ruffels leaves.
Club lacks ambition.
Why can't we get a left back.
Robinson is talking s**t again and blaming covid.
Steve Seddon signs and would have done weeks before if it wasn't for covid. Sorry Karl.
But he can't be much good because no one else wanted him.
Oh, he's really pretty good isn't he! A real improvement on Ruffs! Fair play.
We sell Rob Atkinson for £2m!
The club lacks ambition.
Why are we letting top players go for nothing? We should have got £5m etc.
Where's our centre backs?
McNally is untested at this level.
Oh, he's actually pretty good! Still developing but maybe another rough diamond!
But we need someone else.
In comes Jordan Thorniley.
Who's that? Why is it only a loan? Isn't he 4ft 9 or something?
Oh, he's actually really good isn't he! Upgrade on Atkinson!
Jack Stevens is leaving. Villa for anything from 50 quid to £100m.
Club lacks ambition.
Oh he's staying.
We've brought in an 18 year old keeper!
Stevens is definitely leaving!!
But where are all the wingers we've been promised? Bet we get some washed up rubbish in!
Gavin f*****g Whyte!
Nathan f*****g Holland!
We're going up as Champions!!!
Every player who has ever played right back gets injured, has covid etc. Robbo out!
Why haven't we got 15 right backs to cover this eventuality?
Club lacks ambition.
We still need more coming in, why is everything so quiet.
Robinson says a player of real quality is coming in.
Is it Wilshere? He's s**t anyway! Why are we getting Wilshere? It's NOT Wilshere! Good, because he's s**t anyway!
It's Herbie Kane! Who? Harry? Herbie Hide the boxer? Herbie goes Bananas? He's amazing. He's s**t.
Where's our back up left back?
Why haven't we got another striker?
Robbo hates Dan.
Winnall is s**t.
Have I missed anything?