Current Staff Karl Robinson ate my hamster

[Paul Cannell]

OK. 50 likes.

Aaaaaaaand GO!

 

[MJB]

 

[Paul Cannell]

Couldn't you have pasted a white box over the original headline then done the hamster-muncher's name over the top without the fucking shadowing? I didn't put up with your slackness when you were my butler and I'm fucking well not having it in my important thread. You're still a bumptious cunty tater-headed turd-eating bastard. For fucking christ's sake.*




* Love you really.

 

[Paul Cannell]

Oops. Sorry mods. Went all Paul Dacre there. Love you too.

 

[OxfordYankee]

I bet that hamster was represented by New Era.

 

[Paul Cannell]

Dunno. I won it in a meat raffle.

 

[MJB]

 

[Manorlounger]

Dunno. I won it in a meat raffle.

Love a good meat raffle. Always a surprise waking up the next morning to find something on the floor next to the couch and the discarded kebab remains.

 

[Paul Cannell]

Is it better or worse when she's moving, tho?