Every now and again, I try to search the web to see what happened to Doudou and it goes dead. Aside from a few references to him on football forums, he's an unperson. Nothing on him since he left an obscure French side, no social media accounts or even a sparsely decorated LinkedIn accoubt. The guy has vanished.
I'd give the nod to Emiliano. He may have been utterly useless but if he had the crippling skills of his brother Michael (who was so bad that even Ramon wouldn't risk him in a League 2 game) he'd win easily. Poor old Jamie Brooks was on the end of one of Michael's more vociferous challenges.
I would have loved to have seen Mateo Corbo have a go at Burgess.
If the qualifying terms for the 'Barely Played for Oxford' XI is between 0-10 appearances, CW found loads for us; Matt Fletcher, Simon Hackney, Andy Haworth, Lee Fowler, Ashley Cain, Jon Grant, Lewis Chalmers, Ryan Doble, Mitchell Hanson, Djoumin Sangare ... All as meaningless as the last!
I'd throw in a few others:
Dominic Foley
Patrick Collins
Martin Foster (played in the 2006-07 playoff games for us)
Giorgio Rasulo
Kevin Gibbens
Sam Warrell (he may have been the last youth team player to play as a 'keeper for us)
Paul Burton
Terry Parker