SirAndyOfCrosby
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Disappointing that 9 points would result in the same outcome as 0 using this system. Surely if we lose all six there should be a special ceremony of some description?
Sorry, you’re quite right:
9 points – sacked.
8 points – sacked and made to write a hand-written apology to Jodi Jones (for everything).
7 points – sacked and made to write a hand-written apology to Jodi Jones (for everything) and allow JJ to move in to his (KR’s) house, sleeping in the spare room.
6 points – sacked and made to write a hand-written apology to Jodi Jones (for everything) and allow JJ to move in to his (KR’s) house, being given the master bedroom and unlimited access to the confectionary cupboard.
5 points – sacked and made to write a hand-written apology to Jodi Jones (for everything) and allow JJ to move in to his (KR’s) house, being given the master bedroom and unlimited access to the confectionary cupboard. KR to have to move out altogether – moving in with Craig Short.
4 points – sacked and made to write a hand-written apology to Jodi Jones (for everything) and allow JJ to move in to his (KR’s) house, being given the master bedroom and unlimited access to the confectionary cupboard. KR to have to move out altogether – moving in with Tiger.
3 points – sacked and made to write a hand-written apology to Jodi Jones (for everything) and allow JJ to move in to his (KR’s) house, being given the master bedroom and unlimited access to the confectionary cupboard. KR to have to move out altogether – moving in with Tiger – and being made to where only clothes from Tiger’s wardrobe.
2 points – sacked and made to write a hand-written apology to Jodi Jones (for everything) and allow JJ to move in to his (KR’s) house, being given the master bedroom and unlimited access to the confectionary cupboard. KR to have to move out altogether – moving in with Tiger – and being made to where only clothes from Tiger’s wardrobe. Ryan Bird to set up a camp-bed beside KR at weekends.
1 point – sacked and made to write a hand-written apology to Jodi Jones (for everything) and allow JJ to move in to his (KR’s) house, being given the master bedroom and unlimited access to the confectionary cupboard. KR to have to move out altogether – moving in with Tiger – and being made to where only clothes from Tiger’s wardrobe. Ryan Bird to get into bed with KR and spoon intensely whilst whispering ‘unbalanced squad’ in KR’s ear every night before bed.
0 points – sacked and made to write a hand-written apology to Jodi Jones (for everything) and allow JJ to move in to his (KR’s) house, being given the master bedroom and unlimited access to the confectionary cupboard. KR to have to move out altogether – moving in with Tiger – and being made to where only clothes from Tiger’s wardrobe. Ryan Bird to get into bed with KR and spoon intensely whilst whispering ‘unbalanced squad’ in KR’s ear every night before bed. KR forced to take the MK Dons job and make Nathan Holland captain.