General The Wallop/Greatunclekip Relegation Bet

[Wallop]

@greatunclekip and I had a bet on this forum earlier this year where I said we would stay up and Kip true to form said we would get relegated. The loser would pay £100 to the charity of the other's choice. Given the knife-edge this bet is on, it's time to declare the two charities where the £100 could go. I'll declare first - if I win the bet, Kip - please could you make your donation to this charity - it's seems appropriate.

https://www.kfc.co.uk/kfc-foundation

Over to you Kip.

 

[greatunclekip]

I can honestly say I will never have been so happy to hand over £100, on so many levels!

In the case of a relegation, please make funds payable to Great Ormond Street Hospital

Donate

Great Ormond Street Hospital

www.gosh.org

Really pleased that either way some good can come from this absolute festering heap of putrid dung of a season!

 

[Essexyellows]

Is the glass half full or half empty of "putrid dung"?

 

[Londox]

Someone offered me a bet in the Summer Transfer Window thread that we'd finish TOP HALF!

If only I was a real gambler.

On a serious note, giving £100 to a charity is a lovely gesture. Well done chaps.

 

[greatunclekip]

 

[Wallop]

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Well done @greatunclekip - same bet next year?

 

[greatunclekip]

Well done @greatunclekip - same bet next year?

Let's see how the summer goes I'm certain we can't possibly start the season as undercooked and Ill prepared as for this one, with our manager more interested in reading his Haynes manual on his sunbed, so maybe I won't be quite so bold!

 

[Foley]

Well done Wallop.
And well done Kip for putting your money where your mouth is ( but dont do it too often unless you have a lot of money )

 

[OUFCwaffle]

Brilliant stuff guys, maybe we should be crap more often?

 

[yellowbow]

Brilliant stuff guys, maybe we should be crap more often?

I’m not sure Kip’s finances will survive that..

 

[Essexyellows]

Let's see how the summer goes I'm certain we can't possibly start the season as undercooked and Ill prepared as for this one, with our manager more interested in reading his Haynes manual on his sunbed, so maybe I won't be quite so bold!

Quality shot!

 

[Paul Cannell]

While resting on his lauren's.

 

[Carpy]

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Top work GUK!

 

[Upthecowboys]

We’ll done Kip!

Plenty of people don’t follow through when losing bets like this.

 

[Canterburyexile]

Good man Kip.

 

[Cass63]

Pretty close though Kip, you weren’t far off, well done for paying up.

 

[greatunclekip]

As a tight arsed Yorkshireman, it feels strange saying this, but I was absolutely delighted to pay up on so many levels!

 

[Banbury2018]

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Can we have the big fake cheque hand over before the players and manager walk round at the end please.

 

[MJB]

Can we have the big fake cheque hand over before the players and manager walk round at the end please.

That moment it suddenly hits Kip that he won’t be able to afford a drive-thru Bucket on the way home from the game today.

 

[Carpy]

drive-thru Bucket

Is this a euphemism?

 

[greatunclekip]

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That moment it suddenly hits Kip that he won’t be able to afford a drive-thru Bucket on the way home from the game today.

Believe me, we'd lose our home and the family would be eating beans on toast daily before that was allowed to happen!

 

[MJB]

Is this a euphemism?

Wet wipes are a must.

 

[MJB]

Believe me, we'd lose our home and the family would be eating beans on toast daily before that was allowed to happen!

Haha. KFC side of beans, presumably?

 

[Concretebob]

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Absolutely brilliant Kip.

 

[Daviddidcotexile]

I missed this thread. Very honorable. Quality.

 

[Leysboy]

Yeah it was nice to see, and especially the donation going to a place where it’s badly needed.