And doesn't do much assisting either. This screams 'panic signing' and just trying to get the numbers up at Cambridge (who look a great bet for relegation this season).
These quotes from Bonner too...
"He is a player of excellent pedigree who has played a lot of football at a higher level"
"We have received nothing but positive character references in our work to sign Elias and once we get him up to speed, I have no doubt he will play a big role in helping us achieve our objectives this season"
"If we get him fit he'll be one of the best strikers at this level"
I may have made the last one up, but there's some serious alarm bells in there if you're a Cambridge fan.
We're signing Rodrigues and Mills while they're signing Kachunga and Kaikai. Worth bearing in mind - especially if you're inclined to believe that a point would be a good result this weekend.