Ex-Staff Michael Appleton

Salop.

It's the noise my cat makes when she jumps at my face at 3am from the top of my wardrobe and lands on my pillow, causing my missus to immediately leap out of bed, and further causing drama as the cat skiddadles off into the endless void of my hallway.

It's been weeks since I've slept well.
 
Salop.

It's the noise my cat makes when she jumps at my face at 3am from the top of my wardrobe and lands on my pillow, causing my missus to immediately leap out of bed, and further causing drama as the cat skiddadles off into the endless void of my hallway.

It's been weeks since I've slept well.
Well shut the pest out of your bedroom.



I'll leave you to decide which one is the pest.
 
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