This is why I hate Valentineโs Day
Some people donโt know this but Roughly 15 years ago today , I was about to propose to my girlfriend โI know the cliche of proposing on Valentineโs Dayโ I was thinking of ways how to do it, I thought it would be best to do it in the hotel room where we had action the first time, to make it perfect I got her mates to help me out,
That night everything was going to plan until her mate joe barged into the hotel room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joe THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries that night.
Joe had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd fell in love during the time after his injuries, and fucked off together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?