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Maurice Earp

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A guy sits down in a café and asks for a bowl of hot chilli. The waitress says, "The guy sat next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chilli bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down and sees a dead mouse, so he vomits the chilli back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too
 

Maurice Earp

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An Irishman wanting to become a priest went to see the Bishop who said to him, "you must answer 3 questions on the Holy Bible."

"1st, who was born in a stable?"

"Red Rum", he answered.

"2nd, what do you think of Damascus?"

"It kills 99% of all known germs", he said.

"3rd, what happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?"

"That's easy," he said, "Popeye kicked the sh*te out of them!"
 
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