General Consortium Takeover - News and Rumours

[Manorlounger]

Did you miss the part where he was saying Herbie Kane needs to be further up the pitch?

Sod that, what about the biscuits in the lounges?

 

[MJB]

Did you miss the part where he was saying Herbie Kane needs to be further up the pitch?

Oh yes, sorry.

Apparently he was happy to pay $45bn for Twitter, but thought £750k for Kane was a little steep.

 

[Marked Ox]

Sod that, what about the biscuits in the lounges?

For a surcharge of 5p per biscuit as he has to get his money invested in Twitter back.

 

[Manorlounger]

For a surcharge of 5p per biscuit as he has to get his money invested in Twitter back.

Oooo! Might take a few weeks?

 

[RyanioBirdio]

That’s not what I heard.

Apparently Musk wouldn’t shut up about Forde getting a new deal and his concern that we won’t be bringing in specialist full-backs next year.

This is why he’s the richest man in the world. He knows what he’s doing.

 

[MJB]

This is why he’s the richest man in the world. He knows what he’s doing.

Just don’t criticise Elon’s use of subs - you are liable to be called something naughty, if you do.

 

[The mighty Aldo]

You can tell we are at the end of the season with nothing to play for

 

[Manorlounger]

The new stadium will look great with a Space X launch pad. Perhaps a sliding pitch with the launch bay underneath? Or under a swimming pool?

 

[The mighty Aldo]

See what I mean

 

[Essexyellows]

Must say watching those Space X launches and the rocket returning to the base or a remote ship somewhere is truly fascinating when compared to the old Apollo type launches.
I`m not sure the grass will benefit from multiple landings though.....

 

[Marked Ox]

Must say watching those Space X launches and the rocket returning to the base or a remote ship somewhere is truly fascinating when compared to the old Apollo type launches.
I`m not sure the grass will benefit from multiple landings though.....

The Skip can be set aside for controlled crashes.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Just don’t criticise Elon’s use of subs - you are liable to be called something naughty, if you do.

I don’t think Elon could handle me breaking down in meticulous detail why I hold my opinion, especially if it’s being sent to him in the form of a Twitter thread.

But I’ll draft something out in advance just in case. I’ll send it to @SteMerritt for a full and thorough proof reading.

 

[SteMerritt]

I don’t think Elon could handle me breaking down in meticulous detail why I hold my opinion, especially if it’s being sent to him in the form of a Twitter thread.

But I’ll draft something out in advance just in case. I’ll send it to @SteMerritt for a full and thorough proof reading.

Awesome, I've 2 weeks off at the beginning of May, will that be long enough for me to get through it all?

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Awesome, I've 2 weeks off at the beginning of May, will that be long enough for me to get through it all?

No.

 

[werthersoriginal]

I don’t think Elon could handle me breaking down in meticulous detail why I hold my opinion, especially if it’s being sent to him in the form of a Twitter thread.

But I’ll draft something out in advance just in case. I’ll send it to @SteMerritt for a full and thorough proof reading.

Elon Musk doesn't seem like a patient man. If anyone has been watching Succession, I think of him like tech bro Roman.

 

[Essexyellows]

I don’t think Elon could handle me breaking down in meticulous detail why I hold my opinion, especially if it’s being sent to him in the form of a Twitter thread.

But I’ll draft something out in advance just in case. I’ll send it to @SteMerritt for a full and thorough proof reading.

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[BigAlan]

Nothing would surprise me now. Having a seat next to the directors box could prove very interesting on Saturday.

Indeed, I shall look over the wall and see who is there alongside the scouts and prawn sandwich brigade.

 

[The mighty Aldo]

Indeed, I shall look over the wall and see who is there alongside the scouts and prawn sandwich brigade.

Prawn sandwiches you say, I thought biscuits were at a premium

 

[Orkney Islands Yellow]

Can we implement a forum rule that the eyes emoji can only be used to suggest news will be forthcoming in the next 72 hours maximum?!

 

[yellowbow]

Can we implement a forum rule that the eyes emoji can only be used to suggest news will be forthcoming in the next 72 maximum?!

72 months or years..?