General Consortium Takeover - News and Rumours

[Paul Cannell]

And we're all better mates as well

 

[bazzer9461]

You'd never fit your fat fingers in a mouth

Sad

 

[Topper Haines]

Marginally better than finding one of your deep-fried calamares is actually a foreskin.*


* I'm trying to change the tone, ffs.

How would you actually realise? I've only ever seen deep fried calamari.

 

[Oslernorth]

Yellow seats are more expensive and fade quicker. I wouldn't mind a mix of yellow and blue like Brentfords stadium

Quality always costs more

 

[joshua]

Driving by Becket Street/ oxpens today couldn’t help thinking that it’s the perfect location, train station on the doorstep, looks like student accommodation, close by, wonder if the site is owned by the University’s

 

[werthersoriginal]

I honestly think this is the first time I’ve ever seen a bris mentioned on an OUFC forum, and that’s going back 12/13 years to the old TiU days.

Bris Rovers though?

 

[OX14]

Driving by Becket Street/ oxpens today couldn’t help thinking that it’s the perfect location, train station on the doorstep, looks like student accommodation, close by, wonder if the site is owned by the University’s

Already plans to develop the whole of that area, no chance the stadium going anywhere in the city. Will be somewhere near Oxford Parkway.

 

[yellowbow]

Ah, so you've not dismantled a squid then?

Once you pull out the tentacly heady bit and sling the bits you don't want you've got said tentacly bit (the fish's cheek of the squid imo) and a kind of elongated hat. You slice the hat across to realise the rings and when you've finished there's a little 'cap' left - you don't often see them in commercial product but there we are.

The 'cap' or worse, one with the end nipped of, is visually something like a baby's foreskin if you use your imagination but lacks the ornamental flourish at the thin end. Moreover it hasn't the elastic, rubbery texture and resistance to bite that a tiny foreskin has. It tastes of squid and smells like squid too.

To answer your question in full I employed four of the five senses: vision, texture, taste and smell. Sound sense was not employed.

Just dipped back in to this thread for the first time today, full of anticipation that the EFL have finally ratified the takeover and that there would be a hum of excitement that the new dawn had finally arrived.

Dont think Ill bother delving any deeper but it has to be said, our forum has to be the most unique and gifted one out there!

 

[DevilsAvocado]

Despite having been to the Far East many times, they all look the same to me. Sorry. Actually that's not true.

Apology plus a recognition of error, not sure what people want more tbh, its not as if he is a repeat offender
and we are all open to making a mistake.

Never get the opportunity to say this but i think our mods do a good job, helpful as well when needed, so
thanks.

Things could be a lot worse, was a time a mod had to step down after he threatened to beat up a poster,
now that is something to get angry about, but this... Give it a break, please.

 

[QR]

Ferencvarosi's stadium looks good (BT Sport 2)

 

[Banbury2018]

I hope everything is done soon regarding the EFL ratification. A stadium I think is a decent stadium which holds a good atmosphere within is the Louis Ferraris( spelling!!) stadium in Genoa which is home to Genoa and the Italian team I follow/ support Sampdoria. This sort of design with a few tweaks could be good for us. Listening to what Anindya Bakrie said I think it is plainly obvious that far less people will be travelling to any new stadium by car and similar to the Amex at Brighton will be using public transport and football special type buses.

 

[DevilsAvocado]

I hope everything is done soon regarding the EFL ratification. A stadium I think is a decent stadium which holds a good atmosphere within is the Louis Ferraris( spelling!!) stadium in Genoa which is home to Genoa and the Italian team I follow/ support Sampdoria. This sort of design with a few tweaks could be good for us. Listening to what Anindya Bakrie said I think it is plainly obvious that far less people will be travelling to any new stadium by car and similar to the Amex at Brighton will be using public transport and football special type buses.

Yea, thats a fat choice for a stadium that i would be happy with, i bet the atmosphere in that place is banging !

 

[Banbury2018]

Yea, thats a fat choice for a stadium that i would be happy with, i bet the atmosphere in that place is banging !

It is my ambition to watch the Genoa derby in the stadium one day.

 

[bazzer9461]

It is my ambition to watch the Genoa derby in the stadium one day.

Back in the seventies played the Italian navy at a training base in Genoa which was used by the then Genoa team, back then they weren’t that special but now all state of the art.

 

[MalaysiaYellow]

Despite having been to the Far East many times, they all look the same to me.

Sorry. Actually that's not true. The Netherlands has many Indonesian living here, and I have many friends with that origin. Work, (previously), tennis club, bridge club, and just friends.

Hey Malc,

I hope you are well. I can see where your coming from. Having lived in Asia for 15 years and travelled extensively here, I have seen the same. When in Hong Kong and China, regularly I would get the comment from Chinese that all Caucasians look the same.

Here in Malaysia, the Malays think the Chinese all look the same and indeed most of the Caucasians.

For me I would just classify it as some can "look alike" in the same way skinheads may look the same.

 

[Cass63]

All fair points, but what about when someone is named, as junior has done to EY but then it turns out that it isn’t that person? He’s not only put a name to EY but also gave a massive hint to who he is(or who junior thinks he is) with a snippet of a chant as well.
Not fair at all on the individual that has been named is it, if the person ‘Doxxing’ has got it completely wrong and it’s not them.

You couldn’t make this s**t up. Oh, he has.

 

[MJB]

Thoughts go out to Bakrie’s PA at this difficult time, who is currently have to explain all of the nonsense in this thread to their boss.

 

[Berliner]

Thoughts go out to Bakrie’s PA at this difficult time, who is currently have to explain all of the nonsense in this thread to their boss.

PA: No boss, they aren't delving deep into how we earned our money...they seem to be bothered about vintage cars, some guy called John, running tracks and eating foreskins.

Bakrie (Mr Burns voice): Excellent!

 

[Yellowmania]

PA: No boss, they aren't delving deep into how we earned our money...they seem to be bothered about vintage cars, some guy called John, running tracks and eating foreskins.

Bakrie (Mr Burns voice): Excellent!

And don’t forget Ryan’s KY jelly, he’ll want it on tap in the East Stand equivalent.

 

[MJB]

PA: No boss, they aren't delving deep into how we earned our money...they seem to be bothered about vintage cars, some guy called John, running tracks and eating foreskins.

Bakrie (Mr Burns voice): Excellent!

The only valid reason for much of this topic’s content is that 50% of the posters are Backrie insiders, deliberately taking the thread in inexplicable directions.