Shrewsbury 1 Oxford United 1 (Whyte) Att: 5462 and 769 Yellows fans. We will hold a desperate Shrews to a memorable draw, but its the off-field shenanegans that catch my attention. Ruffles and Nelson will both walk out, walking a dog on a lead. They will get into a fight over this, with Nelson saying that he thought of it first. KR will come out wearing a badge which has 'manager of the month' on it, even though the award hasn't been decided yet. One of their fans will have a bloody drum. One of our fans will have a banjo. During the first half, a crazed, sex-starved, love-sick owl will fly into the directors' box and attack a startled,yet slightly turned on Tiger, who is making his first trip to their ground. The owl will fly off with his bow tie and make a nest out of it. A dog will run onto the pitch and attack Ruffles' and Nelson's dogs. The referee, (Mr R. Sole) will book and send off our keeper, after he catches the ball inside the penalty area. There will be a riot and the ref will run away crying. The reserve ref (Mr Ben Dover) will take over and book four of our players. Eastwood will be asked to get a hot dog for KR, since he's not playing, but fall over and fracture his index finger. Their scoreboard will malfunction and be replaced with a man with a loud hailer, who will shout out the score every five minutes. That just about does it for me. COYY