Current Player #18 Marcus McGuane

[Gregortheox]

I really hope some of you are not considering a career in songwriting as some of those are excruciating.

What's your bloody suggestion then?....

 

[chromeyellow]

We can see promotion now McGuane’s hit form
Gone are the obstacles that were in our way
Marcus and Cameron, midfield dynamos
Going to be a bright bright footballing day

 

[RyanioBirdio]

The melody of YMCA only it’s “Maaaaaarcus McGuane”.

I’ll figure it out later.

 

[Osei Yaw]

The melody of YMCA only it’s “Maaaaaarcus McGuane”.

I’ll figure it out later.

Sounds good so long as we can dress up as the Village People and coordinate a dance routine to go along with it.

 

[MJB]

Sounds good so long as we can dress up as the Village People and coordinate a dance routine to go along with it.

Plus, we can delve further into the back catalogue and sing "Jordan Thorniley" to the tune of In The Navy.

 

[werthersoriginal]

Plus, we can delve further into the back catalogue and sing "Jordan Thorniley" to the tune of In The Navy.

. . . and 'Sam Long' to 'Go West'?

 

[SteMerritt]

Plus, we can delve further into the back catalogue and sing "Jordan Thorniley" to the tune of In The Navy.

"Stanley Stanley Mills" to Macho Man?

 

[Sheik djibouti]

I really hope some of you are not considering a career in songwriting as some of those are excruciating.

Did the youngsters wake you from your SSU slumber, Pops?

 

[Sheik djibouti]

"Stanley Stanley Mills" to Macho Man?

And here endeth the Village People back catalogue.....

 

[m]

Did the youngsters wake you from your SSU slumber, Pops?

I fear the term 'youngsters' is being used very loosely here.

 

[MJB]

And here endeth the Village People back catalogue.....

It's a good job their lyrical content is so rich. YMCA could also get an extended club mix to encourage Marcus to sign a new contract...

"Marcus, are you listening to me? I said
Marcus, what do you want to be? I said
Marcus, you can make real your dreams
But you've got to know this one thing."

"No man does it all by himself, I said
Marcus, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the O.U.F.C.
I'm sure they can help you today..."

"It's fun to stay at the O.U.F.C.
It's fun to stay at the O.U.F.C.
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys."

"It's fun to stay at the O.U.F.C.
It's fun to stay at the O.U.F.C.
You can keep yourself fit, you can sign a good deal
You can do whatever you feel."

 

[Sheik djibouti]

I fear the term 'youngsters' is being used very loosely here.

Comparative . . .

 

[Marked Ox]

It's a good job their lyrical content is so rich. YMCA could also get an extended club mix to encourage Marcus to sign a new contract...

"Marcus, are you listening to me? I said
Marcus, what do you want to be? I said
Marcus, you can make real your dreams
But you've got to know this one thing."

"No man does it all by himself, I said
Marcus, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the O.U.F.C.
I'm sure they can help you today..."

"It's fun to stay at the O.U.F.C.
It's fun to stay at the O.U.F.C.
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys."

"It's fun to stay at the O.U.F.C.
It's fun to stay at the O.U.F.C.
You can keep yourself fit, you can sign a good deal
You can do whatever you feel."

You have too much time on your hands!

 

[MJB]

You have too much time on your hands!

Don’t tell me you didn’t sing it.

 

[Marked Ox]

Don’t tell me you didn’t sing it.

Of course.

 

[Coffin dodger]

Did the youngsters wake you from your SSU slumber, Pops?

Well I'm north stand, and the age of most of the tracks they're suggesting modifying, lead me too believe they're not youngsters.
And I won't suggest anything because creative writing is not my forte.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Plus, we can delve further into the back catalogue and sing "Jordan Thorniley" to the tune of In The Navy.

Jordan Thornileyyyyy
Signed for Manning on a free
Jordan Thornileyyyyy
Plays in a four or in a three
Jordan Thornileyyyyy
For the great OUFC
Jordan Thornileyyyyy, Jordan Thornileyyyyy

Jordan Thornileyyyyy
The best defender in the land
Jordan Thornileyyyyy
He will mark you man for man
Jordan Thornileyyyyy
What a f*****g sexy lad
Jordan Thornileyyyyy, Jordan Thornileyyyyy

 

[LeftSideLarry]

Jordan Thornileyyyyy
Signed for Manning on a free
Jordan Thornileyyyyy
Plays in a four or in a three
Jordan Thornileyyyyy
For the great OUFC
Jordan Thornileyyyyy, Jordan Thornileyyyyy

Jordan Thornileyyyyy
The best defender in the land
Jordan Thornileyyyyy
He will mark you man for man
Jordan Thornileyyyyy
What a f*****g sexy lad
Jordan Thornileyyyyy, Jordan Thornileyyyyy

That's a work of art.

 

[Sheik djibouti]

Well I'm north stand, and the age of most of the tracks they're suggesting modifying, lead me too believe they're not youngsters.
And I won't suggest anything because creative writing is not my forte.

Mine neither, but I refer you to my Monkeys with typewriters comments earlier

 

[CCYellow]

Jordan Thornileyyyyy
Signed for Manning on a free

@Pool_Fan

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