Oxford United 2 (Eastwood (pen) and Obita this, Obita that) Crewe Ella De Ville 1 Att: Yeah, right
Oxford will start the game, kicking towards the car park. Most of their shots will end up in there, too.....unfortunately. Eastwood will not have a shot to save, until they score their goal in the first minute. From then on, he'll have no more shots. Every time they get near him, he will cough and sneeze (on purpose) and their players will think he's got Covid and run away. A dog will run onto the pitch and give birth to six puppies. After the game, Donald Chump will say that he's a fan of Crewe and that they were cheated out of a win. Nigel Garage will become a Joe Binding fan and ask him for a top job in America. He will get one in a circus. That just about sums it up for me. COYY