"Hi, is that Mark Warburton/Darren Ferguson/Graham Alexander/Mark Bonner/any number of proven managers at this level (or up and coming managerial talents)?"
"Hi there, yes it is"
"Great, we're in a bit of a situation here. Despite consistently challenging in the top half of League One and spending an awful lot of money this Summer we've started the season terribly. We're confident that we've got the basis of a decent squad and that a new manager could organise them in such a way as to get results straight away. We've got 2 of the most naturally gifted central midfielders in League One, a Scottish international Centre-Back and a striker who consistently scores 20-odd goals a season at this level. We've also got plenty of money left in the pot so if you have 3 or 4 players you particularly wanted to shoot for - we could absolutely make that happen and swiftly. Of course, should we be in and around the Top 6 in January we would again make further significant funds available. We're desperate for promotion - we've got a new stadium on the horizon and the two go hand-in-hand. We're looking for someone to seize this opportunity and work with the fantastic framework that's already in place but bring a degree of professionalism, organisation and tactical nous to the role. This is a massive opportunity for such a manager. Do you think this would be of interest?"
"I'm getting in the car now".