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[RyanioBirdio]

I feel like I’ve walked into a sex dungeon where people in rubber masks are having their balls / nipples clamped. They’re all screaming but at the same time saying how much better this is than a regular pub, which is what they thought they were walking into. That’s what the bloke on the door told them this was, too. In fact he specifically said this wasn’t a sex dungeon. Now they’re getting their a**e cheeks paddled while trying to drink a pint that costs £12, and everyone else is watching in fear.

…..I like it. I’ve got an erection.

My fan number is 69 420.

 

[WuTang]

I feel like I’ve walked into a sex dungeon where people in rubber masks are having their balls / nipples clamped. They’re all screaming but at the same time saying how much better this is than a regular pub, which is what they thought they were walking into. That’s what the bloke on the door told them this was, too. In fact he specifically said this wasn’t a sex dungeon. Now they’re getting their a**e cheeks paddled while trying to drink a pint that costs £12, and everyone else is watching in fear.

…..I like it. I’ve got an erection.

My fan number is 69 420.

Seeing is believing, mines a Stella, see you in 10.

Give my fan number to the bloke on the door, 67 384.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Seeing is believing, mines a Stella, see you in 10.

If you come steaming in with a big flag and a smoke bomb I’m going to blow my beans. I’ve started a tab.

 

[WuTang]

If you come steaming in with a big flag and a smoke bomb I’m going to blow my beans. I’ve started a tab.

Stick Ace of Spades on the jukebox for my grand entrance is all I request. Then we can go for a re-run at the White Horse for Wycombe away.

 

[Essexyellows]

Seeing is believing, mines a Stella, see you in 10.

Give my fan number to the bloke on the door, 67 384.

Up until that moment I was your wing-man...........

Stella?

 

[WuTang]

Up until that moment I was your wing-man...........

Stella?

That's just the name of the paddle wielder!

 

[Marked Ox]

Found a Brexit Bonus:

Marks & Spencer blames Brexit as it closes 11 French stores

Brexit has made it "near impossible" for it to supply fresh and chilled products to France, the retailer says.

www.bbc.co.uk

Lower profits for the M&S Group. #Brexitwins

 

[Essexyellows]

Found a Brexit Bonus:

Marks & Spencer blames Brexit as it closes 11 French stores

Brexit has made it "near impossible" for it to supply fresh and chilled products to France, the retailer says.

www.bbc.co.uk

Lower profits for the M&S Group. #Brexitwins

Anything that ticks off the French is a #win

 

[Sarge]

amused me .... kinda topical ....

 

[QR]

Anything that ticks off the French is a #win

Thought I was back at school for a moment there. Grow up.

 

[Essexyellows]

Thought I was back at school for a moment there. Grow up.

Sorry teach.

They`ve never been the same since we owned bits of Normandy etc.....

 

[SteMerritt]

Pounds and ounces return in victory for metric martyrs

In 2001 a greengrocer from Sunderland arguably did more than any politician to set Britain on the path towards Brexit when he was convicted for breaching EU rul

www.thetimes.co.uk

Well there you go, yet ANOTHER victory for Brexit. The return of a system that nobody under the age of about 55 has ever used or been taught.

 

[QR]

Pounds and ounces return in victory for metric martyrs

In 2001 a greengrocer from Sunderland arguably did more than any politician to set Britain on the path towards Brexit when he was convicted for breaching EU rul

www.thetimes.co.uk

Thank f**k I can have a pint tonight.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Pounds and ounces return in victory for metric martyrs

In 2001 a greengrocer from Sunderland arguably did more than any politician to set Britain on the path towards Brexit when he was convicted for breaching EU rul

www.thetimes.co.uk

Well there you go, yet ANOTHER victory for Brexit. The return of a system that nobody under the age of about 55 has ever used or been taught.

I don’t want to shock you, but I’m starting to think this entire thing might be largely about old people being scared of the modern world and trying to make it like the good old days.

 

[Essexyellows]

It`s easy............

1lb = 454gms.

1kg = 2.2046lbs.....

4oz = 113gms

226gms = 8oz

The joys of working in a butchers as we changed over....

#brexitwin

 

[Sheik djibouti]

I can see it now.....I'll have 8oz of absolutely f**k all, because the shelves are empty ...again!

There really is a desire from the old crumblies to turn us into a WWII theme park isn't there?[emoji1787]

 

[RyanioBirdio]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1438236266760376325

The looks on their faces at 38 seconds is a rarity. That’s genuine fear - even the troll can’t pretend she’s tough in this moment. Sunak nervously touches his face and looks down. Rees-Mogg merely looks forward and carries on dreaming about a world where cars are replaced by horse and carriage.

Have a gorgeous weekend xoxo

 

[Mighty Tage]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1438236266760376325

The looks on their faces at 38 seconds is a rarity. That’s genuine fear - even the troll can’t pretend she’s tough in this moment. Sunak nervously touches his face and looks down. Rees-Mogg merely looks forward and carries on dreaming about a world where cars are replaced by horse and carriage.

Have a gorgeous weekend xoxo

They’ve only had six years notice to sought replacement pickers in the event of shortage….

In any case, it has little to do with Brexit, more the pandemic. And the fact that Poland has had a government change which has implemented several policies to bring the workforce home, including heightened benefits.

 

[Essexyellows]

I can see it now.....I'll have 8oz of absolutely f**k all, because the shelves are empty ...again!

There really is a desire from the old crumblies to turn us into a WWII theme park isn't there?[emoji1787]

No empty shelves around here.....

Where are all the empty shelves?

#crumbliesrule

 

[Marked Ox]

They’ve only had six years notice to sought replacement pickers in the event of shortage….

In any case, it has little to do with Brexit, more the pandemic. And the fact that Poland has had a government change which has implemented several policies to bring the workforce home, including heightened benefits.

We only got labour from Poland?

Yes, the Tories have had years to sort it out but have done b****r all even though it was clear this was happening from long before it happened.