Essexyellows
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I’m going to sneak into a hospital, wear a medical gown and mask as a disguise, and begin performing an emergency operation that I’m completely and utterly unqualified to be carrying out, like something out of a classic Chevy Chase movie. Then when people cotton on and drag me out of the place in handcuffs, I’m going to start yelling, “I just had different ideas! You can’t arrest me - you can’t even prove it wouldn’t have worked!”
As a former butcher working in the health service the temptation to "have a go" is huge.
People are just upright pigs - same basic organ layout, similar dimensions etc.
Only thing I couldn`t cope with is things like organs still moving/pulsing during surgery.