Transfer News 2022/23 Season Incoming Transfers and a few other things

[holdsteady]

Not even a rumour of young full back cover from a championship club today, given this is the last chance of signing anyone till Tuesday (don’t think many signings happen over weekends and this obviously a bank holiday one) this window is either going to explode into life with a frenzy of action over the last couple of days or die a slow painful one where we all just watch the page count go up with random chats about cheese, go karts and MDMA.

 

[Older Shotts]

Not even a rumour of young full back cover from a championship club today, given this is the last chance of signing anyone till Tuesday (don’t think many signings happen over weekends and this obviously a bank holiday one) this window is either going to explode into life with a frenzy of action over the last couple of days or die a slow painful one where we all just watch the page count go up with random chats about cheese, go karts and MDMA.

That would explain all the injuries

 

[holdsteady]

That would explain all the injuries

I have tried to explain to Robinson that those three things are not the ideal training regime of modern day athletes but he seems wedded to them.

 

[RyanioBirdio]

cheese, go karts and MDMA

That’s the working title of the inevitable follow-up to ‘cars, chocolate bars, and sex’.

 

[m]

cheese, go karts and MDMA.

Sounds like a much better afternoon than I have planned.

 

[Marked Ox]

I have tried to explain to Robinson that those three things are not the ideal training regime of modern day athletes but he seems wedded to them.

Well somebody has to keep Alex James's Cheese empire going and I can only assume he is represented by New Era.

 

[Mad Dog]

cheese, go karts and MDMA.

my three favourite things

 

[Marked Ox]

my three favourite things

Not sure its in there though.

 

[Sheik djibouti]

Not sure its in there though.

It's in the brown paper packages tied up with string[emoji6]

 

[Mad Dog]

Not sure its in there though.

Yeah not really my crowd…pretty much mentioned everything BUT my three favourite things

 

[Leysboy]

No signings today, oh dear it’s not looking good is it. Perhaps the fax machine has broken, and KR doesn’t know where to get a replacement.

He’s blown another window, and his failure to build a balanced squad in 9 windows is nothing short of a travesty.

 

[Marked Ox]

It's in the brown paper packages tied up with string[emoji6]

Small go kart though.

 

[Mitcham Exile]

Yeah not really my crowd…pretty much mentioned everything BUT my three favourite things

Karl’s version:

Browne’s who get injured, and dodgy hamstrings, these are a few of my favourite things.

 

[Evan9]

This is how I would start tommorow

Eastwood
Long. Moore. Findlay

Golding. Mcguane Brannagan. Seddon

Bodin

Joseph. Taylor

 

[m]

my three favourite things

My initial instinct was that they were in the right order, but I could certainly be persuaded to do the MDMA before the go-karting. Definitely cheese first whatever.

Where we meeting up then?

 

[RyanioBirdio]

My initial instinct was that they were in the right order, but I could certainly be persuaded to do the MDMA before the go-karting. Definitely cheese first whatever.

I would save the cheese for the comedown, personally.

 

[Osei Yaw]

Can't you try doing them all simultaneously?

 

[YellowinBirmingham]

No signings today, oh dear it’s not looking good is it. Perhaps the fax machine has broken, and KR doesn’t know where to get a replacement.

He’s blown another window, and his failure to build a balanced squad in 9 windows is nothing short of a travesty.

Have you got these scheduled or do you just do it when the mood takes you?

 

[LeftSideBoy]

Can't you try doing them all simultaneously?

Absolutely, but cheese must always come before MDMA! The thought of eating a chunk of cheese after a bit of MDMA makes me want to vom [emoji28]

 

[Golden Dr Otto]

Have you got these scheduled or do you just do it when the mood takes you?

It feels like a bot is running the operation.

I’m pretty cynical about things right now but this chap makes me want to counter balance and join @Scotchegg on his rather disheveled looking bus