As long as he’s happy with a seat on the bench at first and doesn’t expect to dethrone our first choice sitting midfield player. He will definitely put bums on seats, but I’ve heard a bigger club is in for him so we might just get him by the seat of our pants as that sort of money is pocket change to the big boys. Luckily Tiger has given KR a lot of booty and we should avoid the squeaky bum time of the end of the transfer window, as long as we don’t get our pants pulled down by the selling club, and no-one acts like an a**e and takes photos of him looking back at the camera in the tunnel.
There, no-one else needs to do any puns