Chairman The Monday Announcements.

[SteMerritt]

How long before I can start sharpening the pitchforks?

 

[ZeroTheHero]

Oh, I thought it was going to be BYOP!

 

[Marked Ox]

Oxford United still to announce whether Spain tour goes ahead

OXFORD United are yet to announce if their pre-season tour to Spain will go ahead as they reach the deadline to confirm their plans.

www.oxfordmail.co.uk

The club have announced to the Oxford Mail that they haven't made a decision so can't announce it but there is a deadline. Tsk, what more do you want?

 

[SteMerritt]

Oh, I thought it was going to be BYOP!

I'm hoping to make a bit of cash on the side through fork hire.

 

[m]

I gathered some flaming torches for just this sort of occasion but storing them is a real problem, everywhere seems to burn down.

 

[oufc1991]

Maybe it’s next Monday or the Monday after that did the iTK people definitely say it was this Monday or next Monday or is it tomorrow or maybe the day after where’s all the ITK people when you need answers

 

[Blox21]

Anyone know scotchegg’s home address?

 

[ZeroTheHero]

I'm hoping to make a bit of cash on the side through fork hire.

That's capitalism, folks!

 

[Mad Dog]

It’s like waiting for Father Christmas, only to realise, he’s not real after all…

 

[oufc1991]

It’s like waiting for Father Christmas, only to realise, he’s not real after all…

Yes he is who else leaves my presents under the tree

 

[Mad Dog]

Yes he is who else leaves my presents under the tree

Scotchers?

 

[oufc1991]

Scotchers?

With his predictions I’d be waiting 18 months

 

[Sarge]

 

[OX14]

Maybe it’s next Monday or the Monday after that did the iTK people definitely say it was this Monday or next Monday or is it tomorrow or maybe the day after where’s all the ITK people when you need answers

That's scotchers excuse sorted.

 

[Jolteon]

The OUFC and OxMail Twitter feeds have been running as normal today too. Normally when they're expecting big news to be announced they go quiet. The scheduled press release last time came out at 6pm, so I wouldn't get too stabby with those pitchforks until after then.

 

[Coffin dodger]

Anyone know scotchegg’s home address?

HMP Bullingdon

 

[psquared]

Friendly at Ox City announced

 

[bazzer9461]

Friendly at Ox City announced

That’s new I’m waiting for the Thame utd fixture date

 

[OxfordYankee]

Friendly at Ox City announced

MEGA MONDAY MATERIALISES!

 

[OX14]

MEGA MONDAY MATERIALISES!