I was driving home last night & my boss phoned me and said “ we’ve promoted you to a manager” a bit shocked lost concentration, swerved the car a bit & carried on ... 2 minutes later he phoned again and said “ we’ve had a re think and promoted you up to a director!” I lost control of the car and hit a tree ! Police arrived and asked what happened ? .... I replied ... “ Think I just careered off the road ! “