Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 0-4 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes to go and gives the young lad a run out.
The lad is a sensation and scores 5 goals for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, as are the players and coaches. The media love the new star.
When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first game in English football.
Wonderful his mum says.
Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed. Your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten up. Your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you having such a great time.
The young lad is very upset...what can I say mum, Iβm really sorry.
Sorry???!!! Sorry?!!! Itβs your f****** fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place