best rethink n re-edit then2-1 home win AET Henry with the opener, then Agyei, off the bench, with the winner
or a last minute goal - he’s not had one of them for a whilebest rethink n re-edit then
James Henry has thigh scan and will miss Oxford United's FA Cup replay
JAMES Henry has been sent for a precautionary scan this morning and will not be risked in Oxford United's Emirates FA Cup replay against Newcastle…www.oxfordmail.co.uk
Ruffles with the opener then ( hes overdue a goal)
Henry out tomorrow night. Going for scan on fresh injury although not thought to be serious.
Nobody...yet! It is a precuationary scan on his OTHER thigh as it felt tight during the game. If you've ever had a bit of muscle tightness, you will know that it can pass or it can indicate an underlying problem, so best get it checked out if you have the resources to do so and, in his position....coming back from injury and all.Oh look... starting players and playing them for 80 minutes as soon as they come back from injury can lead to yet more trouble... who knew?
Surely the medical team (which are supposed to he very good) are recommending what happens?Oh look... starting players and playing them for 80 minutes as soon as they come back from injury can lead to yet more trouble... who knew?
Will he have to decide whether to play or pass?We're definitely Going for Gold with Henry Kelly in midfield (one for the older posters).
I'm not 100% sure if I'm horrified or impressed by this.Jamie Mackie to start. Marcus Browne will unleash an absolute thunderbolt through a crowded penalty area which will canon off the post, hit Mackie on the bellend and bounce in. He will then drop to the floor in agony, but a group of #lads dressed in Stone Island will invade the pitch, pick him up and carry him around the perimeter, while he adopts the foetal position despite being eight feet off the ground. “DUR DUR DUR DUR! JAMIE MACKIE!” sing 10,000 home fans, with even the visiting fans taking their shirts off and swinging them in the air in appreciation. One elderly lady will swing her handbag in lieu of her shirt, thankfully, but the strap will snap and the main body of the bag will then fly through the air, striking Mackie’s scrotum once more. Oblivious to this, the board will run down from the directors box and out of the tunnel, before taking off across the pitch to join in with the celebrations. Apart from Zaki who will make a beeline for a corner flag, which he will then remove and do a runner with as he’s already made a deal to sell it to a nearby U12 team. Robinson will then start angrily shouting at somebody in the crowd before punching Dan Agyei in the face, and screaming “I CAN’T PLAY HIM, HE’S BROKEN HIS NOSE! JAMIE MACKIE IS SO GOOD HE SCORES WITH HIS HELMET!”
All of this occurs in the first 12 minutes of the game. At full time it’s Oxford 1 Newcastle 3.
Gorrin has to get booked somehow every game!Bruce’s babes will win by default as a controversial incident where Gorrin may (or may not) trip the forth official on the way off at half time and it takes the ref an hour and ten minutes to discover that VAR is not in play at the Kashstad. He is forced to award the game to the under strength premiership side so they can still have a chance to win something...
Jamie Mackie to start. Marcus Browne will unleash an absolute thunderbolt through a crowded penalty area which will canon off the post, hit Mackie on the bellend and bounce in. He will then drop to the floor in agony, but a group of #lads dressed in Stone Island will invade the pitch, pick him up and carry him around the perimeter, while he adopts the foetal position despite being eight feet off the ground. “DUR DUR DUR DUR! JAMIE MACKIE!” sing 10,000 home fans, with even the visiting fans taking their shirts off and swinging them in the air in appreciation. One elderly lady will swing her handbag in lieu of her shirt, thankfully, but the strap will snap and the main body of the bag will then fly through the air, striking Mackie’s scrotum once more. Oblivious to this, the board will run down from the directors box and out of the tunnel, before taking off across the pitch to join in with the celebrations. Apart from Zaki who will make a beeline for a corner flag, which he will then remove and do a runner with as he’s already made a deal to sell it to a nearby U12 team. Robinson will then start angrily shouting at somebody in the crowd before punching Dan Agyei in the face, and screaming “I CAN’T PLAY HIM, HE’S BROKEN HIS NOSE! JAMIE MACKIE IS SO GOOD HE SCORES WITH HIS HELMET!”
All of this occurs in the first 12 minutes of the game. At full time it’s Oxford 1 Newcastle 3.
Long as we give them a game I will be happy, would rather have 3 league points.