Transfer News 2022/23 Season Incoming Transfers and a few other things

[Golden Dr Otto]

UTO KLAXON HAS SOUNDED!

 

[Wandering Yellow]

I reckon you've nailed it!

 

[Jolteon]

Players mentioned for the first time in the time between UTO saying they hadn't been mentioned and saying they had:

Pelle Clement (More of a CM)
Tahith Chong (very unlikely)
Erik Pieters (More of a LB)
Leroy Fer (more of a CDM)
Ricky van Wolfswinkel (More of a ST)
Jay-Roy Grot (permit an issue?)
Jeremain Lens (unlikely)
Ryan Babel (very unlikely)
Marvin Zeegelaar (more of a LB)
Jayden Braaf (just moved to Dortmund B)
Crysencio Summerville (very unlikely)
Bobby Adekanye (just moved to Go Ahead Eagles)
Nasser el Khayati (permit an issue?)
Yanic Wildschut (just moved but from CSKA Sofia to CSKA Sofia B so maybe?)

Excited to see which player it is, but it's not really been narrowed down at all

 

[androidyellow2]

Players mentioned for the first time in the time between UTO saying they hadn't been mentioned and saying they had:

Pelle Clement (More of a CM)
Tahith Chong (very unlikely)
Erik Pieters (More of a LB)
Leroy Fer (more of a CDM)
Ricky van Wolfswinkel (More of a ST)
Jay-Roy Grot (permit an issue?)
Jeremain Lens (unlikely)
Ryan Babel (very unlikely)
Marvin Zeegelaar (more of a LB)
Jayden Braaf (just moved to Dortmund B)
Crysencio Summerville (very unlikely)
Bobby Adekanye (just moved to Go Ahead Eagles)
Nasser el Khayati (permit an issue?)
Yanic Wildschut (just moved but from CSKA Sofia to CSKA Sofia B so maybe?)

Excited to see which player it is, but it's not really been narrowed down at all

None of those within our reach are overly exciting

 

[YellowinBirmingham]

Players mentioned for the first time in the time between UTO saying they hadn't been mentioned and saying they had:

Pelle Clement (More of a CM)
Tahith Chong (very unlikely)
Erik Pieters (More of a LB)
Leroy Fer (more of a CDM)
Ricky van Wolfswinkel (More of a ST)
Jay-Roy Grot (permit an issue?)
Jeremain Lens (unlikely)
Ryan Babel (very unlikely)
Marvin Zeegelaar (more of a LB)
Jayden Braaf (just moved to Dortmund B)
Crysencio Summerville (very unlikely)
Bobby Adekanye (just moved to Go Ahead Eagles)
Nasser el Khayati (permit an issue?)
Yanic Wildschut (just moved but from CSKA Sofia to CSKA Sofia B so maybe?)

Excited to see which player it is, but it's not really been narrowed down at all

Come on Babel!!!

 

[Oufccraig45]

I like What I see

 

[Swaby39]

He has been mentioned. I won’t say anymore other than he’s had medical this morning. Let’s see if we can have a signing announced without it being well known beforehand!

Obviously we know about the keeper being pretty much a done deal. And Jones is all agreed.

Couple full backs, midfielder and a younger striker still to go.

Rak-Sakyi still possible? Was excited about that one

 

[Marked Ox]

Rak-Sakyi still possible? Was excited about that one

Maybe that was the one KR was waiting for a call on last night? (pure speculation just for clarity)

 

[unification]

UTO KLAXON HAS SOUNDED!

ANNOUNCE JIZZ HORNKAMP

 

[PottersRightBoot]

He's a phenomenal talent, but Premiership and Championship teams interested so I'd imagine we wouldn't have a chance. Bet he's on the radar though if Bate is.

Doesn't match the criteria though.

Phenomenal name as well..

 

[Mintyshoe]

Won’t be Summerville - he’s on Leeds’ pre season tour in Australia and considered part of the first team (especially since Raphinha was sold). Bate, on the other hand, remained in the UK. As did McCalmont, Jenkins, Bogusz and Ian Poveda

 

[Joey]

Crysencio Summerville, Yanic Wildschut and Jizz Hornkamp are all fantastic names. They sound like some of Roger from American Dad's alter egos.

 

[Oxford57]

You could combine any variation of Dutch footballers and come up with some amazing names to select,

 

[Canterburyexile]

It’s Jefferson Louis then.

 

[SwissYellow]

I bet the player in question isnt even Dutch and is called Smith.

 

[SirAndyOfCrosby]

I think it's Van La Parra still - but that UTO hadn't realised that he'd already been mentioned when he said that the new player hadn't - and that he's subsequently realised that Van La Parra was mentioned (hence why he subsequently says 'he has been mentioned' rather than 'he has now been mentioned' as if it were a recent addition).

Ticks all the other boxes:
Winger
Dutch
Over 30
Playing in Europe but not The Netherlands
Played in England for a significant time

Also, found this article from The Football League Paper in March this year

 

[pidge]

ANNOUNCE JIZZ HORNKAMP

Wrong website.

 

[Oufcrealist]

Crysencio Summerville, Yanic Wildschut and Jizz Hornkamp are all fantastic names. They sound like some of Roger from American Dad's alter egos.

But would all cause Nick Harris to go into immediate retirement!!

 

[Wandering Yellow]

Wrong website.

Master Bates and Jizz Hornkamp linked by a forum full of w-nkers.

 

[Swaby39]

I think it's Van La Parra still - but that UTO hadn't realised that he'd already been mentioned when he said that the new player hadn't - and that he's subsequently realised that Van La Parra was mentioned (hence why he subsequently says 'he has been mentioned' rather than 'he has now been mentioned' as if it were a recent addition).

Ticks all the other boxes:
Winger
Dutch
Over 30
Playing in Europe but not The Netherlands
Played in England for a significant time

Also, found this article from The Football League Paper in March this year

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I shouted him out a while ago but think he was ruled out on permit rules. Haven't gone back to check mind!