Wandering Yellow
Well-known member
- Joined
- 10 Aug 2019
- Messages
- 5,590
After humilatingly losing the play-off to Port Vale, with their striker who was giving it large blasting a penalty into the Peak District, this is the league Swindon find themselves in next season:
AFC Wimbledon - Tiny Tinpot ground
Barrow - Tiny tinpot ground, miles away, grim
Bradford - Grim area, miles away
Carlisle - absolutely miles away
Colchester - miles away, grim town, boring
Crawley - as tinpot as they come, miles from Swindump
Crewe - tinpot, miles away, grim town
Doncaster - Tinpot, miles away, grim town
Gillingham - tinpot, miles away, grim town
Harrogate - tinpot, at least the town is nice
Hartlepool, grim, absolute miles away
Leyton Orient, Grim, at least they can have a drink in London before
Mansfield - grim, boring, away end rubbish
Newport - grim town, fairly close to them at least I guess
Northampton - hellhole but close enough
Rochdale - grim, tinpot, up north
Salford - as tinpot as they come, they have to play Neville's hobby
Stevenage - makes Chernobyl look nice, rubbish away end
Stockport - up north, grim, open away end
Sutton - tinpot, but may be a decent away day, tiny ground
tranmere - miles away, up north
walsall - terrible away end, closer to swindon at least
Absolutely miserable list there. No local derbies because their rivals are all better than them. Even Forest Vegan Rovers are better than them these days.
League 2 is as northern and tinpot as it has ever looked. Their manager has left, looking like yet another rebuild for them.
Next season will be their 7th season finishing lower than us, we may have a new stadium on the horizon and ambitious owners pushing for Championship football. How depressing can it get for them?
To compound the misery lots of their support will have to live in Swindon.
AFC Wimbledon - Tiny Tinpot ground
Barrow - Tiny tinpot ground, miles away, grim
Bradford - Grim area, miles away
Carlisle - absolutely miles away
Colchester - miles away, grim town, boring
Crawley - as tinpot as they come, miles from Swindump
Crewe - tinpot, miles away, grim town
Doncaster - Tinpot, miles away, grim town
Gillingham - tinpot, miles away, grim town
Harrogate - tinpot, at least the town is nice
Hartlepool, grim, absolute miles away
Leyton Orient, Grim, at least they can have a drink in London before
Mansfield - grim, boring, away end rubbish
Newport - grim town, fairly close to them at least I guess
Northampton - hellhole but close enough
Rochdale - grim, tinpot, up north
Salford - as tinpot as they come, they have to play Neville's hobby
Stevenage - makes Chernobyl look nice, rubbish away end
Stockport - up north, grim, open away end
Sutton - tinpot, but may be a decent away day, tiny ground
tranmere - miles away, up north
walsall - terrible away end, closer to swindon at least
Absolutely miserable list there. No local derbies because their rivals are all better than them. Even Forest Vegan Rovers are better than them these days.
League 2 is as northern and tinpot as it has ever looked. Their manager has left, looking like yet another rebuild for them.
Next season will be their 7th season finishing lower than us, we may have a new stadium on the horizon and ambitious owners pushing for Championship football. How depressing can it get for them?
To compound the misery lots of their support will have to live in Swindon.