Timmy Mallett. Cannot fault the lad's passion, bags of media experience, lives locally - and he's available immediately he's been out of work since the contract for Wacaday ended.
Football Chairman - have you a 2 week holiday planned but still haven't appointed a new manager? Merely use the words "Wow factor" in any press statement and the bookies will keep your fan base entertained for the next weeks whilst you sun yourself. On return employ the bookies favourite....job done!