National News Soundtrack to your Self Isolation

SteMerritt · 20 Mar 2020

ZeroTheHero said:
Is it just my imagination (!) or is @Sarge rather monopolising this thread?

I'm glad it's keeping him occupied and stopping him worrying about the impending apocalypse ?

Oxymoron · 20 Mar 2020

Perhaps there should be a two item limit.......

Trevor L · 20 Mar 2020

Sarge · 20 Mar 2020

SteMerritt said:
I'm glad it's keeping him occupied and stopping him worrying about the impending apocalypse ?

had my next 4 DJ bookings cancelled

Oxymoron · 20 Mar 2020

Not my creation - shamelessly lifted from t'Internet, I give you

CORONOVIAN RHAPSODY

Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown, no escape to reality.
Don’t touch your eyes, just hand sanitise quicklyyyyy

I’m just a poor boy, no job security
Because it’s easy spread, even though, washing hands, laying low
I look out the window, that curve don’t look flatter to me, to me

<Piano refrain>
Mama, just killed a man
I didn’t stay in bed, walked beside him, now he’s dead
Mama, life was so much fun - but now I’ve got this unforgiving plague

Mama, ooo-ooh
Didn’t mean to make him die
If I’m not back to work this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if people didn’t matter.....

Too late, my time has come,
Temperature of 39 and I'm coughing all the time
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu,
Gotta leave you all outside and face the truth

Mama, ooo-ooh
I don’t wanna die, I sometimes wish I never went out at all

<Guitar Solo>
I see a little silhouette-o of a man
What a douche, what a douche, did he even wash his hands though?
Security is tightening, very, very frightening me

Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low in my home – magnifico

I’m just a poor boy, can't see my family
He’s just a poor boy facing mortality
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Touch your face, wash your hands, did you wash your hands?
Bismillah No! We will not wash our hands (Wash your hands)
Bismillah, we will not wash our hands (Wash your hands)
Bismillah, we will not wash our hands (Wash your hands)
Will not wash our hands (Wash your hands)
Never, never wash our hands, ever, ever wash our hands

No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia,mama mia (mama mia wash your hands!)
COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeee

<Heavy rock refrain>
So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand?
So you think we can hang out and not break our plans?
Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby,
Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay there for a year

<Piano finale>
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Curving will get flatter, anyone can see
Curving will get flatter, curving will get flatter,
You’ll see

Just look out your window….

<Gong>