Sarge
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Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon and a ten year old school boy.
The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. Iโve to sort out the USA!โ Takes one and jumps
The pope said โI need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.โ He takes one and jumps.
Boris said โIโm the smartest man in England.โ He takes one and jumps.
Nicola said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
The 10 year old said "Donโt worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in England took my school bag"
The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. Iโve to sort out the USA!โ Takes one and jumps
The pope said โI need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.โ He takes one and jumps.
Boris said โIโm the smartest man in England.โ He takes one and jumps.
Nicola said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
The 10 year old said "Donโt worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in England took my school bag"