Paul Cannell
Well-known member
Not they're not.
One keeper who doesn't see anything before it's a foot from his head and then flaps like a big forum poster in a fit, and another wild feller
No full-backs worth mentioning: all-purpose Long who's lost the plot, a converted ex-Lazio winger and 2 non-performing wing-backs on the left
2 centre back with a bit of awareness and grit plus Moore the shrunk violet
In midfield:
Brannagan, who's so pissed off he hooked up with this clusterfuck that he's 60% of the player he was last season
Bate, tidy, small
McGuane, wherever he's played he looks like he's justa bit out of position
Browne, always on the verge of a breakdown, a player with no best position
Wide people:
Wildschut, better than Brandon Barker
Henry, slow, does acceptable crosses (I've warmed to James more this season than ever)
Murphy,
Goodrham - I don't know where to put him, but he seems to give a s**t, perhaps that's because he's paid peanuts and he wants to get on the same gravy train as the old fellers. Or perhaps he's just like that - good lad, needs help
Forwards:
Baldock, won't be on the grass this season
Joseph, tries hard, I expect you could have said that about Francis Green
O'Donkor - I love him, but he was shown how much he needs to improve today if he wants to play big football
Recent loans: selected by some random process. Don't amount to much afaik.
Summary:
This squad is REALLY unbalanced. It's got no attack, a defence that might function as a 5 if drilled properly, a midfield with next to no depth and working as individuals, 2 pacy players, and no attack to speak of.
They need a lot of help from a coach. But get them a plan and a bit of confidence and they can escapre the drop.
One keeper who doesn't see anything before it's a foot from his head and then flaps like a big forum poster in a fit, and another wild feller
No full-backs worth mentioning: all-purpose Long who's lost the plot, a converted ex-Lazio winger and 2 non-performing wing-backs on the left
2 centre back with a bit of awareness and grit plus Moore the shrunk violet
In midfield:
Brannagan, who's so pissed off he hooked up with this clusterfuck that he's 60% of the player he was last season
Bate, tidy, small
McGuane, wherever he's played he looks like he's justa bit out of position
Browne, always on the verge of a breakdown, a player with no best position
Wide people:
Wildschut, better than Brandon Barker
Henry, slow, does acceptable crosses (I've warmed to James more this season than ever)
Murphy,
Goodrham - I don't know where to put him, but he seems to give a s**t, perhaps that's because he's paid peanuts and he wants to get on the same gravy train as the old fellers. Or perhaps he's just like that - good lad, needs help
Forwards:
Baldock, won't be on the grass this season
Joseph, tries hard, I expect you could have said that about Francis Green
O'Donkor - I love him, but he was shown how much he needs to improve today if he wants to play big football
Recent loans: selected by some random process. Don't amount to much afaik.
Summary:
This squad is REALLY unbalanced. It's got no attack, a defence that might function as a 5 if drilled properly, a midfield with next to no depth and working as individuals, 2 pacy players, and no attack to speak of.
They need a lot of help from a coach. But get them a plan and a bit of confidence and they can escapre the drop.