Sheik djibouti
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He prefers to sign by fax, apparentlyHopefully Taylor will find his pen to sign the deal Scotchers assured would be inked in January.
Those pesky biros!
He prefers to sign by fax, apparentlyHopefully Taylor will find his pen to sign the deal Scotchers assured would be inked in January.
Those pesky biros!
He prefers to sign by fax, apparently
A phone call perhaps ?They're looking for wax so he can use his seal
Could probably reach it on Saturday afternoon alone if he really wants to tbhMight even get to 20 goals at this rate??
steady on!, @bazzer9461 would be salivating so much, it'd be like a volcanic eruption, should an OUFCstriker reach the magical, mystical, magnificent 20 goals in a seasonCould probably reach it on Saturday afternoon alone if he really wants to tbh
Looked really sharp tonight and put in a hell of a shift closing players down, chasing back in to his own half, and doing it even more effectively than Mackie as he didn’t give away constant free kicks! Looks back to full fitness now and possibly even fitter than before his injury. Sign him on!
I’m going to give him a lap dance.
These offers of ‘special treatments’ are racking up mr Birdio, I wonder if matty might take you up on one of your specials at some point?I’m going to give him a lap dance.
Surely it’s better if he doesn’t.Does he actually know about any of this Ryan???
Surely it’s better if he doesn’t.
It’s his birthday next month. Look out for a particularly large box being delivered to the training ground. One big enough to hold, say, a person.
All of that is perfect. Only in my head Jamie Mackie’s towel has fallen down while my dress has been ripped clean off in the scuffle, so now we’re rolling around starkers.I can just see it now.
Large box arrives, Matty Taylor opens it to see it contains a large birthday cake, cake bursts open and out you pop singing Happy Birthday Mr Taylor in your best Marylin Monroe impersonation. Ten seconds later Jamie Mackie punches you.....................
All of that is perfect. Only in my head Jamie Mackie’s towel has fallen down while my dress has been ripped clean off in the scuffle, so now we’re rolling around starkers.
I’ll admit that perhaps this is getting a bit odd now.
I’m going to give him a lap dance.
Perhaps if MJB had offered Gorgeous George a similar “service” he’d still be playing for us today? Good to see Ryanio stepping up to take one for the team though.