If a player stayed in their feet despite being fouled, being obstructed or in a bear hug, then it wasn't a foul.
If a player fell over, no matter what had actually happened, then it was a foul.
Was desperate for throw-ins to be taken from the relatively accurate place, but not bothered about where free kicks were taken.
Didn't know what 10 yards looked like.
I don't think he was the absolute worst we've had recently though - which is saying something in itself!